PAYMENT

SHIPPING

We sell too many different kinds of items to have one shipping price, so check each item for shipping costs. All of our shipping prices are clearly marked. We don't want to take anyone by surprise. We do offer combined shipping, which is also typically marked for similar items. If you want to combine shipping on different types of items, please contact us for the price.

International customers please note, that we try to be honest in all our affairs - which includes our dealings with customers as well as shipping companies. We will not alter the value of items on customs forms or mark items as gifts.

RETURNS

You can return any unopened/unused item for any reason. Please try to contact us about returns within 14 days of receiving your item. All refunds are issued through PayPal once a returned item is received and processed. We ask the customer to pay for return shipping, unless the return is due to our mistake - in which case we will supply a prepaid return shipping label.

ABOUT US

Like a James Bond villain& we’ve decided to lay out our entire plan. After all, no one reads these “About Us” pages anyway, so what’s the harm?
Long ago, in the year of our lord 2008, my partner and I realized we had but one goal – to ruin the birthday of a random 7 year-old boy neither of us had ever met. But how? After rejecting dozens of ideas as "unimaginative" or “too easy”, we settled upon our task.

We quit our comfortable 9 to 5 jobs, eschewing the regular paychecks and handsome benefit packages to begin selling merchandise online. In order to disguise our ultimate intent, we decided to sell only high quality, fully licensed goods, thus lulling our consumer base into fall sense of security. After careful consideration we set our target on nerds – not because we ourselves were such loathsome creatures, but because we knew them to be among the most gullible groups on the planet.

We set our plan into motion, selling small amount of clothing, toys and collectibles at first, then growing rapidly as our popularity rose. We sold of wears on eBay, our own website, and anywhere else that we could find an audience. For years we labored to fill orders, and our reputation as peddlers of high quality merchandise with incredibly quick shipping.

Then, just one short month ago, we sprang our trap. Selecting one order from the hundreds we receive every week, we packaged a Spider-Man action figure with all the care and speed we would for any other order. But this order was doomed. It was smaller than it has appeared to the woman that ordered it. It would never do for her young son, and it was too late to order another. His entire birthday was ruined. The party, the friends, the cake, the joyous celebration – RUINED on account of a $4.00 action figure, ordered at the last minute.

Needless to say, we laughed until we cried, congratulating ourselves on a plan executed to perfection. Gladly issuing a full refund upon return since our diabolical plan had already come to fruition.

But, you might ask, what will they do now that they have been discovered? The answer is simple: rebuild our shattered reputation and do it again. Shipping items every business day within 24 hours of the order being placed, providing tracking numbers with every order, offering an enormous catalog with combined shipping discounts, and a generous returns and exchanges policy are just a few the wily ways we will continue to pull the wool over unsuspecting customers’ eyes.

So if you have a child’s birthday coming up in 2020, beware! In My Parents Basement is coming for you.