IF you buy ANY 2 or more of my novelty notes Together, Using the CART,
Then the shipping is All FREE! Mix or match!
so they do Not both need to be this same kind.
Please read below for further details.
This listing is for only ONE (1) Collectible Funny Money Dollar Bill Novelty Note,
as described in the title and shown in the picture,
which shows the front side displayed above the back side.
It is Brand-New & Crisp,
looks like real money,
is the same size as a real dollar,
and has similar markings.
While this listing does not officially include a currency protector,
while supplies last, I am adding a Free Bonus
large, soft poly Currency Sleeve with each note listed,
with no minimum, even if you just order one, or a whole stack!
IF you add 20 or more of my single notes to your eBay CART,
and pay for them all together as a single combined purchase*
then you will receive a FREE BONUS UPGRADE
to a Crystal-Clear Semi-Rigid Currency Protector with each note!
The notes need not be all the same.
They may be combined from different listings in my eBay store.
MIX and/or MATCH from my over 800 varieties !!!
*Offer not valid if notes are paid for separately,
due to the additional Paypal fees incurred on each separate order.
They must be paid as one single order of 20 or more notes listed as Singles to qualify.
Want to have a cool & fun item to show your friends?
Get these Play Money Novelty Dollar Bills!
They make great bookmarks, and cool gifts!
This is not an image of actual currency.
It is parody novelty currency, funny, fake or play money, NOT legal tender.
They are commemorative collectable novelty items with no cash value.
As there has never been a $1,000,000 bill issued in the United States,
the US Federal Reserve has declared them legal to print or own.
They do not consider them to be counterfeit,
because no genuine million, billion, trillion, or zillion dollar bills exist,
nor have ever have existed.
Many of them even have official US Government approval,
& approved Library of Congress Copyrights.
You can own it, confident in not violating any US law.
Just do NOT try to spend it!
I do NOT print any of these myself.
They are Designed & Printed as Parody items,
by Authorized Wholesaler & Purchased from an Authorized Vendor,
so there are no valid copyright issues!
It is an artful and fun novelty gift that will bring a smile and a laugh,
and will be highly treasured for years to come!
Please be sure to check out the other Novelty Note listings in my eBay store.
I have over 800 different kinds,and will be adding more each month.
Combined shipping discount offer... If you use the Cart:
If you order 2 or more notes together, then the Shipping is All Free!
You Must Add the items you wish to purchase, to your Cart, before you pay,
in order to get the promotional shipping offer.
Please try to pay for ALL of your items together if possible,
or PayPal charges extra fees for each separate order,
and it's also a lot more work for me to process a dozen separate orders
when they could've been all together as one... I'm just sayin'
IF the shipping discount does Not apply automatically,
then you may Request An Invoice for a manual adjustment.
If you have any questions about this or any of my other listings,
Please contact me Before bidding.
If you want more notes than are listed, just ask!
The listed quantities are often less than my actual on-hand inventory,
due to ebay listing limitations, and offering such a large variety.
But I can often increase a listings quantity by request, or relist an item for you.
Check the shipping tab or order details page for an estimated date of delivery.
Please understand that this is only an estimate, results may vary,
and the USPS always slows down during the holiday season due to the extra load.
Please allow ample time from placing your order
if you require delivery by a certain date or holiday.
Late Christmas shoppers often seem to expect a miracle,
which is not a reasonable expectation to demand of a seller.
If Nine (9) or less notes are ordered together,
from any of my listings (not just this one),
they will usually be shipped as a non-tracked, stamped first-class letter envelope.
The USPS does not offer tracking for First-Class Letter envelopes.
However, I often ship within 1 business day,
and my items usually arrive within 4 to 6 business days!
However, occasional First Class Letter mail delivery delays may occur.
Please be patient, and wait at least 14 days for your item to arrive.
This is not a normal delivery time-frame, but it does happen sometimes,
due to inexplicable USPS delays.
If Ten (10) or more notes are ordered together,
from any of my listings (not just this one),
they will usually be shipped as a tracked package,
which is often delivered MUCH FASTER, and with the best protection.
My 6-layer packaging method keeps them perfectly flat and unharmed.
Although I always include a 1/3 manila folder for protection,
even when shipping via stamped letter envelopes.
It is not necessary to message me about packing them well, as I always do so.
If there is a tracking number, it will automatically be displayed in your Purchase History.
I often get messages from buyers who have only purchased a single note,
expecting a tracking #, which would cost me at least $2.60 for the postage,
so that is obviously not going to be feasible.
If you need tracking on a single note order, send me a message Before you buy,
and I will be happy to list it for you at $3.99, including tracked shipping.
When you receive your order(s), If there were no problems,
Please also Leave Positive Feedback for each item ordered.
If there is any problem with the item you receive,
or if it doesn't arrive within 14 days,
Please... Contact Me, selecting the option to Ask a Question about your item,
and let me make things right, before opening a dispute case or leaving any feedback.
The Free Shipping Offer does Not apply to international orders
shipped via eBay's Global Shipping Program. It is for USA orders only.
However, on International orders, I will include a Free Bonus Upgrade
to the Deluxe Semi-Rigid Currency Protector for each note,
without any minimum order requirement.
If you order and pay for multiple notes as separate individual purchases,
I will not be able to remove the additional shipping charges,
due to the additional minimum PayPal charges incurred for each one.
However, when I can combine the shipping,
I will usually include an extra free novelty note, or semi-rigid currency protector,
for each extra dollar paid in shipping charges.
This freebie program will also apply similarly to erroneous shipping charges
paid due to an eBay glitch, if an invoice has not been requested.
The free extra notes (or protectors) will be randomly chosen by me,
or you may even request specific one(s),
using the Note to Seller option during check-out, or by eBay messaging,
if done promptly, before I have shipped any of them already.
*Offer not valid on my "Wholesale Deals",
nor with my "You Choose" listings which state that protectors will Not be included.
Some of my other "You Choose" listings do specify that protectors Are included,
for those who prefer to pay the extra cost for them.
Thanks for checking out my listings!