Great pair of old desk signs.  One says "I took a pain pill--why are you still here?" and the other says "I am already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth".  Signs are easily removed so can go with either "bird".  One bird is green and in very good shape.  The other one is blue and some of the paint has peeled off the back (see pictures 6-8).  Plastic holders for signs can easily contain a different sign if you want to make one.  I think the "birds" are made of solid plastic but I don't know for sure-could be some other kind of material.  

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