CRAPPY CHRISTMAS A**HOLES!
You will receive 9 wickedly mixed coloured poo pills! All in a pretty jewellery gift box.
Gift box colours are either..
Dark blue
Light blue
Pink
Purple
White
Black
Red
Each box will also have a free slogan choose either
CRAPPY BIRTHDAY
CRAPPY CHRISTMAS
GLITTER POO PILLS
This listing is dedicated to a noisy child called Alex.. who never stops flapping her mouth!! That rhyme you sing "home time is phone time" where it's just repeat after repeat after repeat begins to grind on my nerves... Like now! And the guessing what you want for dinner?? It's the worlds worst game when you hate everything I have!
No you can't have a pony!
No you can't draw on the walls!
No you can't fill my loo up with bog roll!
No you can't use my best makeup!
No you can't use my expensive shampoo as bubble bath!
No you can't! No you can't! No you can't!!!!!!!!
Ok if you insist on screaming that loud maybe you can... sigh...
So please support your local a**hole, they do come in many forms (male & female. Young and old...and can be recognised by the big A stamped on their forehead..
College dare, Christmas gift, birthday present, secret Santa Or simply just a plain old a**hole
Glitter poo pills...after all the a**hole in your life only deserves the best gift ever!
The no 1 gag gift specially made with ANNOYING A**HOLES in mind!
Turn boring poop into shiny s**t!
Made with gelatine capsules and non toxic glitter, for a safe journey down into the unknown!!
Excellent gift for A***holes!
Can be discreetly posted to any address in a plain envelope with no invoice etc. Please change address when it comes to payment if needed. It's quite simple so please don't be an a**hole about it!
Feel free to look at my other crap items for sale... You never know you might find some good sh*t!
This product is sold as a shi**y gag gift and for crappy standards stuff I have to add that I cannot be accounted for the misuse of this sh*t. Although non toxic its up to you whether or not you decide to poo or not to poo.