This is your opportunity to own an unique piece of furniture................ Picture the scene.........

You invite the neighbours, you show off your brand new sliding wardrobe doors, your brown faux leather sleigh style bed complete with pop up television, your newly laid click together laminate flooring ..... they commend you on your taste- then------ no whats this - it cant be- they gasp in amazement-" you havn't" they exclaim.
 Just imagine that sense of smug satisfaction, we've got one and you hav'nt, yes you've made it, you've hit the big time because you own  the one and only
- Landrover zf 4spd automatic bedside alarmclock fruitbowl planter- and they do not.

Your darling wife wakes to your side eased gently from her slumber(not in the usual way) by the delicate chirp of the Zeon Tech  bedside alarm with it's cheery red LED glow,  it calls sweetly to her like a heard of singing angels (collective noun for a group of angels please).
 With her outstretched arm she carresses a grape then tenderly plucks it from its 10mm diameter hole flanged mount, she peels it, kisses it, then offers it to you ( the grape)
"Perhaps an apple my love?" before reaching over to exhalt in the delightful bouquet from the stunning marsh buttercup, you quickly take advantage of the situation a sidle up behind her, her moans of extacy ring out as she marvels the conch ( I was arrested once for marvelling a conch)
You point out to her in hushed tones, so as not to spoil the ambience, that the gearbox had been rebuilt by a proffesional almost 3 yrs ago but had lain without realising its true potential and was assumed to be in good working order, although this in no way could now be guaranteed after this period of time.
 She smiles that knowing smile, her brilliant white teeth, her perfect skin, the reflection of the bananas, ( on their own independant 'tree' so as not to spoil the other fruit) in her eyes.
And those marsh buttercups- god they're are beautiful, (other plants are available) but not as beautiful as her, and thats why she deserves the
Landrover zf 4spd automatic bedside alarmclock fruitbowl planter

offers over£50 please all fruit included.