MISTER
MIKE'S 10 TIER GUARENTEE TO YOU
All Vinyl from the House of Kitsch:
1. is tested for skips, <pops>, <fuzz>, and bowing on
our Crosley 2012 Suitcase Turntable
2. Is thoroughly cleaned in our Spin Clean MKII Washer System.
3. Inner Liners are turned
to Lock Position prior to shipping
4. Ships in our white cardboard HOK (c) LP Mailer with the familiar HOK
logo
(Kids ! Alert your postman to be on the
lookout for HOK Vinyl, so he can go about his/her day
KNOWINGLY ignoring your pleas
for special handling)
5. Where appropriate* ships in its own clear poly protective bag.
6. Is Kissed by the Rock Gods** prior to tossing to the four-winds of
federal government malfeasance (Read: The USPS)
7. Ships Media Mail anywhere in the good ol' U.S of A
8. Can be grouped together to save postage by grouping orders.
9. Thoroughly researched on eBay and Discogs.com
10. The pictures you see
are of the item you are bidding on. No
web swipes or photo shopping.
* Orders of $20 or more.
** Or the Country Gods or the Jazz Gods, blessings where
appropriate.