Ugly Baby Doll Deformed Puppet




This small life size latex puppet is the ugliest baby you have ever seen! Comes with its own blankie. (The doll is considered a puppet as it no legs)  The puppet varies slightly in looks.   The body is puppet like, the blanket hides the lower part of its body. (In the pictures I placed a small stuffed pillow inside the body to give it dimension. your hand & arm  would work as well) This thing is ugly and looks all kinds of wrong!!! You will love it!! The puppet varies slightly in looks, as these are individually made in batches.

 

 

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 (I combine shipping) 

All my orders usually ship out within one business day (excluding weekends and holidays that our post office is closed on.) 

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