Need the government to know why you are toting around your arsonal with you? Here’s the permit that fits your needs! (note: I wouldn’t actually try to explain why you have a ton of guns with this permit…)
“Show the world that you are ready to defend them from the hoards of undead with our new Zombie Hunting Permit velcro backed patch. Made in the USA and the best velcro around (can be ripped off around 30,000 times before its worn) And then we will replace it for free!
