1976 - FRANK ZAPPA - FIND HER FINER - MONO / STEREO - 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM SINGLE - IF YOU'RE GEEZER WHO THINKS MONO IS BETTER THAN STEREO, THAN YOU'LL BE THRILLED TO HEAR THAT THIS PROMO SINGLE IS THE ONLY SOURCE TO HEAR THIS SONG IN MONO - BY 1976, EVEN THOSE 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES WHERE MOST OF THE PEOPLE STILL HAD THOSE KEROSENE POWERED TURNTABLES DIDN'T RELEASE THE ALBUM "ZOOT ALLURES", FROM WHERE THIS SONG WAS PILFERED IN MONO - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL RARE WARNER BROS. RECORDS PRINTED SLEEVE - WARNER BROS RECORDS TREE OR ALSO CALLED BURBANK LABEL - WBS 8296 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE MY BLATANT ATTEMPT AT SELF PROMOTION BELOW - OK LARRY?

WHEN YOU BUY CAR INSURANCE, YOU BUY IT FROM A COMPANY THAT SPENDS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON STUPID TV COMMERCIALS, IT'S WHAT YEZ DO. WHEN YOU BUY FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED CRUD, YOU BUY IT FROM REV. A. WEST, BECAUSE YEZ HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

REV. A. WEST, BETTER THAN THE OTHER SCHMUCKS.

PLENTY OF SCUFFS ON THE STEREO SIDE, LESS ON THE MONO SIDE AND BOTH SIDES PLAY WITH SOME SURFACE NOISE. HOWEVER, YOU'LL BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED TO HEAR THAT THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO CLICKS OR SKIPS. THE RARE WARNER BROS RECORDS PRINTED SLEEVE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SEAM SPLITS, AND THE RECORD INCLUDES ANOTHER PAPER SLEEVE TO KEEP KEEP IT THAT WAY. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.., THERE'S A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE INCLUDING FOR YOUR PROTECTION BECAUSE MARYLAND IS KNOWN FOR CRABS. OK LARRY?

FREE FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$10.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$15.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. { ABSOLUTELY NO MORE SALES TO FRANCE, ITALY, RUSSIA, SWINELAND, VULGARIA, MOLDAVIA, SLOBVARIA, THE UNITED FEDERATION OF CHISELERS, { U.F.C. }, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET }, STEVE VAI AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

WE HERE AT SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT PERSON AND DON'T LIKE TO WASTE THE TIME THAT YOU COULD OTHERWISE BE SPENDING HANGING 'ROUND THE RESTROOMS AT YOUR LOCAL BUS STATION, LOOKING FOR RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS TO ADD TO YOUR OTHERWISE MEDIOCRE COLLECTION. SO AS A RESULT WE'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE IN PUTTING SOME RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN ONE PLACE; OUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SO JUST GWINE ON IN THERE 'N GET A LITTLE ONYA. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?