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New TED 24" Life Size R Rated Version Talking Plush Teddy Bear Sound Official with Recording

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

Not your average teddy bear!
He's the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film.
This talking plush says some raunchy stuff!

This is 1 individually packaged Ted 24-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear.

The R-Rated version of the Talking Ted Plush features the following 5 phrases from the Ted movie (subject to change):

"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm - I'm a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded."

"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f@!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"

"Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!"

"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)."

"Oh f@!# that. It's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, @!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C'mon!"

Now it also include all 12 phrases of PG version as well! (please refer to our listing for PG version for details.)

New Recording Function, up to 60 seconds to record whatever you want to say:

Press and hold Teddy's right hand, once hear the beep sound, start recording whatever you'd like to say. After recording, press the same button to replay.

please note, it can only record one phrase at a time, the current record will overwrite the old record.

Carry the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film around with you! This Ted R-Rated 24-Inch (life size)Talking Plush will keep you entertained for countless hours. He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover! You'll love this 24-inch, 1:1 scale Ted Plush, even if he talks and says some bawdy clips from Ted. Ted's 3x "AA" batteries are totally replaceable!

3 x AA Batteries are not included due to restrict Customs declaration

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