Well, you are interested, aren’t you?
- Good! But, please read the item description very carefully to make sure you are really, really interested.
- Most, if not all, of the things I sell have free shipping. I ship by standard shipping which takes one to six days, depending on weather/time you bought the item/whether or not I slept that night/the tides. I will not expedite. Period. And please don't buy something from me and tell me you want to change the shipping method after the fact; that's annoying.
- I will accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date, but please don't ask for a return/refund just because you went on a buying spree and are regretting it.
- Do you have any questions? Ask me! I will be more than happy to answer them. Please note, though, that as a homo-sapien, I sleep sometimes. So, if I don't reply to your query within 30 seconds or 30 minutes, I will reply within 24 hours.
- Oh, and if you want to leave some feedback about your buying experience with yours truly, that’d be swell.
Thanks for looking, Valued Buyer. Come back soon! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be waiting patiently to ship the sweet, sweet merchandise you just bought…
Waiting…
Patiently…