The most popular foul-mouthed teddy bear is back and better than ever! This Ted 2: Ted in Jersey 24-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear has some awesome features, it is the funniest, most vulgar lines from the movie - included is the medical sample cup!

He's so hot representing in his little Patriots jersey! Bring home your favorite thunder buddy! Ages 17 and up.

• Newsflash, Boston whore has seen Italian Penis.

• 2 League MVP’s, 4 Super Bowl Rings, guaranteed 1st Ballot Hall of Famer. Now let’s give him a hand job into this cup.

• Wow, you make history come alive.

• I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about twenty minutes.

• I gotta post this. Hashtag Grrr, Mondays.

• We could totally be lawyers.

• It’s always good to find new ways to surprise your lover.

• Ahh s’cuz me, where’s your non-jerk off bathroom?

• Piss off! I don’t want to get any jizz on me!

• That felt smooth, really smooth.

• That’s what you get for fuckin’ excersizin’!           

Ted is the pivotal character of a comedy movie featuring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis. The film is written, directed, and produced by Seth MacFarlane (creator of Family Guy and other hit shows).

Package Weight: 5lb

Age: 17+

Gender: Unisex

Size: 24-inches tall

Batteries included: Yes

Battery type: 2 x AA ( replaceable)

We ship to worldwide. We Expedited ship your item.

We will ship your item in the same business day if you pay before 1PM EST. All order come with a tracking number.

Florida Residents must pay 6% sales tax.

Thank you for your bids!