THE RULES:

Non-paying bidders will be licked until unconscious by “Gibson” my excessively drooly, yet ruggedly handsome St. Bernard. All other decent bidders, please bid with confidence and check out our almost 100% feedback rating.

If your family tree only has one branch – please reconsider.

If you’ve been remarried, but still have the same In-Laws – please move along.

Check out our reasonable return and shipping policies and if you’re uncertain about ANYTHING - please ask questions BEFORE bidding/buying. Preventable returns are a waste of everyone’s time.

Shipping charges: A flat shipping rate applies to ALL packages. No pickups (although I love the new Toyota Tundra V8).

U.S. shipments usually arrive in 3 business days. (Rampaging gunmen may cause occasional USPS delays).

Upgrading to USPS Express usually results in 24 hour delivery (to MOST, but not all, U.S. areas) from the time the order is processed in scenic Illinois.

Canadian and overseas shipments are sent via USPS 1st Class International and usually take 10 BUSINESS days. That translates to about 2 WEEKS (in Metric) to my non-USA friends. Neither seller nor USPS can control delivery times outside the USA.

Canadian Postal is wildly inconsistent on delivery times (too many Molson breaks?) – yes it's disappointing, but it’s NOT MY FAULT!

Combined S&H discount is regular price for 1st item and $5 each for additional items.