"Shut up and pay attention to me. Bender!"
"Would you kindly shut your noise hole?"
"Who are you and why should I care?"
"Shut up and pay attention to me, Bender!"
"I'll open my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!"
"Hasta La Vista, meatbag!"
"Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?"
"Do the Bender, do the Bender! It's your birthday! Do the Bender!"
"Aww, here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up. It's called Let's Go Already!"
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
"Well, that was dumb."
"Goodbye losers whom I've always hated!"
"Shut the hell up!"
"Shut up baby, you love it."
"Well, we're boned."