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Crafty Dog (Marc Denny)
Dog Brothers Martial Arts
www.dogbrothers.com
States:
“The umbrella weighs less than two pounds, and is as strong as they claim. Besides being an excellent impact weapon, it is also an excellent umbrella. Ours by chance arrived on a day when there was a strong wind advisory, and we were not able to make it turn inside out, in spite of our best efforts.
“If you need to carry an impact weapon, but are not in a position to
carry either a baton or a cane, we strongly recommend the Unbreakable Umbrella. If you are
merely looking for one of the best umbrellas available, we strongly recommend the
Unbreakable Umbrella.” -Crafty Dog (Marc Denny)
The Unbreakable Umbrella works just as well as a very sturdy walking stick or cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. Whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 8.8 oz. (705 g).
Our Unbreakable Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain (it is covered in state-of-the-art waterproof fabric). Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this umbrella.
Do you know how to swing a baseball bat? Do you know how to strike with a sturdy stick? If you do, you know all you need to know...
Do you practice such martial arts as hapkido, jodo, kendo, kali, escrima, le baton or la canne? Do you practitice with Chinese weapons or Indian weapons? Then you know even more... and you can truly appreciate this Unbreakable Umbrella." -Manufacturer
This unbreakable umbrella would make a fine addition to a zombie-apocalypse type bail out bag too!
This is a real, working umbrella. It even has an auto open function, with the push of a button. This umbrella just so happens to be nearly indestructible, even if you are smashing it against extremely dense objects repeatedly.
Limited Five (5) Year Warranty
The Unbreakable® Umbrellas are handcrafted from highest quality materials. Unbreakable® Umbrella frames are warranted not to break under normal use. This warranty does not cover damage caused by abuse or accident, nor does it cover fabric.
Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is
normal for the strongest walking stick and an umbrella, of course)
within five years of the date of original purchase, please send it to Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises,
P.O. Box 335, Island Pond, VT 05846. Please include your original sales
receipt or order confirmation e-mail, your address, phone number, and
description of the defect. Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises will repair
or replace the umbrella at its discretion. Including the packaging slip from this eBay transaction would be sufficient. You could also print the receipt from your email. If you prefer, I can handle most of the warranty return process for you. In these cases, the most you would have to do is confirm the cause of damage via email.
The warranty doesn’t cover fabric damage (unless the fabric is defective) because even the highest quality umbrella fabric cannot be guaranteed to withstand abrasive forces occurring at hard impact between wiring of the frame and the stricken object. The Unbreakable® Umbrella is for defending against elements (in every meaning of the word) and not for clowning. It is covered in a high-quality waterproof fabric, not in abrasion proof or slash proof fabric, because it has to look, weigh, and work like a normal umbrella, so do not expect this fabric to be undamaged if you hit heavy bags, baseball bats, and such things with it.
In case of fabric damage I suggest replacing the fabric. Contact me and I will give you a quote on replacement fabrics, and as always, the more you buy from me the more you save! Thanks for your interest!Why Buy From Me?
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