He's five and a half inches high, he's fully prepared to put your flower beds first, he's quite possibly not the best gift to give to a woman, or anyone who speaks Spanish, or anyone in Hollywood.... the list goes on.....
he's........
President Donald Trump
'Trumpty Dumpty'
Politically Incorrect Caricature Garden Gnome Figure
Comes sitting on disappointingly low wall
President Donald J Trump as Trumpty Dumpty, (He's gift boxed with a cartoonised illustration of Humpty Trumpty on the lid)
This delightful figure represents a caricature of President Donald J Trump as a Humpty Dumpty Garden Gnome sitting on a wall. The wall is quite short, about 3 inches, and about 2 inches high and therefore not guaranteed to stop anyone who speaks Spanish from getting over it
He is made from weather resistant acrylic polymer, is hand painted, and made in Cornwall, in the beautiful south west of England
The Don comes complete with his own illustrated gift box, so If you're stuck for a way to commemorate his 2016 Presidential election victory, then why not put the Don in your windowbox to stop invasive species taking root? Or give him as a gift to someone who wants to build a wall to keep out the neighbours?
He is weather resistant (Like the real Don himself!) and can be placed in your garden as a warning to anything that wants to invade your borders!!!
I work from a tiny workshop in Cornwall and have only a very few Humpty Trumpties available at any one time-
height 17 cm (about 6 3/4 inches)
width 11 cm (about 4 1/2 inches)
depth 6.5 cm (about 2 3/4 inches)
Also available are old time megalomaniacs Joseph Stalin and Adolf Hitler caricature garden gnomes, plus a few somewhat less controversial figures such as UK Labour leader (at time of writing ) Jeremy Corbyn, UK Prime minister Virginia may (Posing as Britannia doing a King Cnut), Doctor Who actor Peter Capaldi, Doc Martin actor Martin Clunes
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Please note that all international orders are sent recorded delivery