Our crew risked life and limb to bring these rare clippings to you.  We followed Megatron for weeks to collect these discarded fragments from an alien technological marvel.  Sadly, some of us didn't make it back.  We lost our Shipping Manager Big Pimpin' David D. to one of Megatron's "backfires" while trying to get close enough to snag these once in a lifetime treasures.  

May he rest in peace.

Please don't let his sacrifice go to waste.  We are donating a portion of the auction profits made from these wonderfully rare collectible items to an acquaintance of his wife and children.

Contains 13 of Megatrons metallic alloy fingernail clippings.

Collectors and Fetishists Rejoice!