Erm...

Its a tambourine! It's made from robust plastic, and has 32 jangly bits! And a heavy duty moulded plastic handgrip. What more do you need?! Now you can afford to prance around your living room, mimicking our parka-wearing friend Mr Gallagher from over the Pennines. Only for those who are 'mad 'fer it!' apparently.

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To repeat myself, it's made from robust plastic, and has 32 jangly bits!