1. Vintage
items may show minimal signs of wear, ie. slight fading, maybe
some cracking in the print (you know, all that good stuff). Anything
notable will be noted.
2. All
the actual measurements are given...these should be consulted
for best fit.
3. I
take as many pictures as I find necessary to accurately convey
through them the actual condition and color and style, etc. of
the item for auction or I take TOO MANY pictures.
4. I
WAS eating an apple, I am probably drinking another cup of coffee
right now or thinking about eating an apple. Maybe I didnt have
one today...that happens. JONAGOLD is all there needs to be said
about apples. If you have no idea, just buy and bite and thank
me later.
5. I
ship fast as lightning which means I ship REALLY fast,
this does not mean that I am accompanied by loud rumbling, cracking
noises (although this happens sometimes).
6.
If
you purchase multiple items, I will bake you cookies. Well, not
really, BUT I will combine shipping to give you the best deal.
(I might actually bake cookies, but those would be for me and
my giggly friends).
7. So
now, I have almost mastered apple crisp and am on my way towards
mastering chili....like you care....you should! (no you shouldn't).
8. Tell
me what you want, I will find it...eventually.
