Al Lowe, author of Leisure Suit Larry, abuses the Old West in computerdom's first Comedy Western:

FREDDY PHARKAS

FRONTIER PHARMACIST

S I E R R A

 

HOW THE WEST WAS FUN!

Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear...

When men were men, women were women, and ship were scared!

 

Strap on your spurs for a saga that skewers every western under the sun.

  Enter the tall-and-twisted tale of a fierce gunslinger who gave it all up for his first love: pharmacology!
  
The year is 1888. The setting is Coarsegold, California, after the gold has run out.

You play Freddy Pharkas, the town's beloved and meek pharmacist who must resume his gun-slinging past to stop the reign of terror and defend his bucolic burg from stampedes, hired guns, riverboat gamblers...even terminal flatulence!



  Point-and-click your way through sagebrush, livestock, cacti, buzzards & swinging saloon doors...just like at the movin'pitcher show!



Drink your own mistakes from an authentic, working, late 19th-century laboratory!

 


Unlock your very hidden potential with your very own copy of The Home Medical Advisor (1881 Edition)!

Learn (and quickly forget) the real words to The Ballad of Freddy Pharkas!



Enjoy outrageous puzzles and plot twists along with every Western cliche in the book.

Al Lowe's (creator of the Leisure Suit Larry series) bawdy, bizarre sense of humor finds a new home in the Old West.



 


 

NEW, in the original jewel case - 20-page Instruction Booklet included.

DOS / Windows 95,98 CD-ROM


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