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THE RULES: 

Non-paying bidders will be gnawed to a bloody stump by mysavagely fierce black bunny rabbit. He once had an encounter with,then President Jimmy Carter.  His Brother was a moviestar.  His biggest roll was in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hewas no ordinary rabbit, the most  foul, cruel, andbad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! That rabbit's got a vicious streak amile wide! It's a killer!

If your family tree only has one branch and are from the Knightswho say Ni– please stay away. If you’re Tim the Enchanter and posses the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, go away!  All otherdecent bidders, please bid with confidence and check out our 100%feedback rating. Check out our reasonable return and shipping policies and ifyou’re uncertain about ANYTHING - please ask questions BEFORE bidding/buying.Preventable returns are a waste of everyone’s time. 

Please pay with U.S. funds - no rubles, yen, pesos, or goat trading.Hot Wives or Girl Friends will be considered (Must Send Pictures first)

Return Policy: 
Allelectronics and Trains sets please refer to the manufacturer’s warranty. 
Any other item can be returned for any reason within 30 days,provided it’s returned in exactly the same condition as it was shipped in, andaccompanied by a note from your mother. A restocking fee of 15% of the purchaseprice will be assessed on non-defective returns to cover seller and re-listingfees. No fees will apply to any items purchased and returned due to a listingerror. AND…if we screwed up (as unlikely as that may be), we’ll also reimburseyour shipping costs! 

Shipping charges: Customer Pickup accepted. That is ifyou want to drive to Da U.P. 

Come UP NORT TO DA FROZEN TUNDRA…..EH. Trolls must pay toll @ DaBridge tho!

Expensive orders will be shipped priority Mail or UPS/Fed Ex.with tracking & insurance, especially to South America, Eastern Europe,& Africa. We reserve the right to alter shipping means at anytime, as circumstancesdeem necessary. Dog sled or bunny burrows may be used to expediteshipments. U.S. shipments are usually sent via USPS Priority and generallyarrive in 2-3 business days, First class or Parcel Post slightly longer.(Rampaging gunmen may cause occasional USPS delays). UPS or Fed Ex is used forlarger more expensive items. Canadian and overseas shipments are sent via USPS1st Class International or Priority Mail and may take 10 BUSINESS days. Thattranslates to about 2 WEEKS (in Metric) to my non-USA friends. Neither sellernor USPS can control delivery times outside the USA .Once,first class mail leaves the sellers hands there is NO chance of tracking it.Canadian Postal is wildly inconsistent on delivery times (too many Molsonbreaks or hockey?) – Yes it's disappointing, but it’s NOT MY FAULT!I can’t helpyou once it’s out of the USA.  Some overseas postage can take up to45 days.  This is so your YO YO Governmental officials can riflethrough it looking for illegal bunny droppings.

Combined S&H discount is available. Please let ussend you an invoice if you want a combined shipping price, as eBay screws itup. I have sent the bunny to their doorstep many times.(They have lots ofcarrots to ward him off.) 

We generally ship within 24 hours, in most cases. If it’s duringbusiness hours it’s within minutes. You will be notified, when your item haveleft the store. Please don’t hold us accountable for the delays outside of ourcontrol. Bunny gets very upset when that happens! CurrentPost Office Processing Center closures’ will delay delivery.  UPS orFed Ex may be a faster option. Thank your congressman.  

OVERSEAS SHIPMENTS CAN TAKE AS MUCH AS 6 WEEKS.IF YOUWANT TRACKING THEN ASK FOR PRIORITY MAILOR REARRESTED MAIL.BOTH ARE MORE EXPENSIVE. IF YOU HAVE HAD PROBLEMSIN THE PAST, I WOULD RECOMMEND IT.CUSTOMS CAN BE SLOW!IF YOU CHOOSE TO SHIP 1STCLASS OVER SEAS, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK! EXPENSIVE ORDERS TO THIRD WORLDCOUNTRIES WILL GO PRIORITY MAIL/REGISTERED. 

Feedback – We leave positive feedback automatically. As long asyou leave it for us, we’ll certainly leave it for you. We’re proud of ourperfect feedback. Although it’s rare, occasionally we make mistakes in shippingexcessive fees are often refunded. If you are displeased in ANY way with yourtransaction, please give us a chance to correct the problem in a prompt andprofessional manner, BEFORE you leave negative feedback. We can’t fix theproblem if we don’t know about it. 

Please be advised, that since I run a brick and mortar retail store,CASH IS KING. It’s first come, first serve. Should someone walk in and purchasean item you are interested in, it’s too bad. Bunny demands to be fed. Milk Bonedog treats is his favorite snack. He’s like, CRAZY when he hears me rattle thebox. I think he’s addicted. It’s really scary.

In Store price may be slightly different than online prices.

FYI: Our Pitt Bull is afraid of the rabbit. Please don’t make usrelease him! Poor ratings or negative feedback will cause both to comevisiting. \u201cI warned* you,but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just aharmless little *bunny*, isn't it?”

Contact Info;

Superior Carpet & Hobby
102 W. Ludington
Iron Mountain, MI 49801
906-774-1001 T-F 9:00 – 5:30 CST

Sat 10:00 – 3:00 CST 

V/MC/Disc/Postal MO (Credit Card Transactions must contact therabbit directly)


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