As part of the antidote to TwitRelief (which is a lovely idea, don't get me wrong), I am offering my services as a nonentity.
If you win me, I will: - Follow you for 90 days (minimum) - Regularly respond to your Tweets in a rude and abusive manner (I reserve to right to forget and respond in a nice way) - Feign interest in what you are doing - Retweet you a few times - If we get on, mock you and maybe add you to my #FollowFriday list - a surefire way of losing followers As a special treat, I will also occasionally (during the 90 day period) send you a Twitpic of something inconsequential. PLEASE NOTE: If you win me and I already follow you, I will attempt to do the above but more so. Every penny raised from this auction will go to Comic Relief. I reserve the right not to be funny. The penguin controls most things. I will do requests. On 12-Mar-11 at 22:42:38 GMT, seller added the following information: The following information was added after the bidding started... Just to be completely clear, I am @jamesmb on the Twitter. Feel free to ask any questions on here. I have already been asked if I would be nice to someone if they wanted and I have reluctantly agreed but I will need you to opt for 'nice' at the beginning of the process. Do ask questions - they don't have to be relevant! |