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I am not here to make any wild claims... but this pen may or may not have been used to do any of the following: Sign the Declaration of Independence, thwart a terrorist attack on a Jet Blue flight, wrote the first draft of Mario Puzo's the God Father, used in the pardoning and/or condemnations of countless criminals by direct order of the President of the United States, or perhaps to write my weekly grocery list or not even that. It is quite possible that this pen is Haunted, that is still under investigation by the Southern California Paranormal Association.

But there's one thing you have to admit, that this is one fine looking pen that I licked. I have set the buy it now price at $5,000.00 for this pen. For a pen that could potentially hold such historical significance, you have to admit that is quite a bargain.

These statements have not been verified by anyone other than the homeless man who sleeps in the parking lot of the abandoned Chinese restaurant around the corner from my apartment.

Along with this pen will come a hand written certificate of inauthenticity written with this pen and signed by the Filipino woman who lives up stairs that suffers from night terrors in the wee hours of the morning.

#worldsmostimportantpen
@ murphyslaugh