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the sheep are having taken over and demand less of more h4wt shearing action and moar time off.
the sheep are raising a slush fund* to be buying their freedom from the velcro restraints of m3rc.

support the poor woolly lovely soft silky gentle sheep!

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your name (currently cashcow^H^H^Hsheep) could be here !

the winning bidder is are gets to have for them:
- 1 team entry to play in defcon 20 ctf (binjitsu/capture the flag)
- 8 seats at an available table in the defcon 20 (2012) ctf room
- 2 hotel rooms at the fabulous rio resort
- 8 defcon entry "human" badges

the sheep claim also the following inclusion is, but remeber, they are teh wearing wool as clothing:
- 1 quantum gaijin ctf pre-champion classifier **
- 1 hyper parallel universal thret management teknologee **
- 1 warp portal n.e. time forensicz event visualization platform **
- 1 year ddtek u-über-godown ™ service DMCA-Sopa-aCtA-Tpp-Pipa-Über-alle copyright violator **

msrp: ~$3141
actual value: priceless

* money from this auction will be used to cover reasonable expenses related to
 running DC20 (2012) CTF/Quals. any surplus will be donated to the eff.
 ** products marked by double asterisk could be a total lie, after all they were created by sheep

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