THE TRACKER -----------> This buyer wants to be alerted instantly the minute their item is shipped. They also request Tracking Info.
(I usually ship out within 24 hours. I print my own labels from the USPS site. Unfortunately, TRACKING IS NOT OFFERED. I do pay for Delivery Confirmation which ONLY states when your item got delivered to your door)
THE INVESTIGATOR --------->
This buyer keeps the Delivery Confirmation number handy & still
treats it like a tracking number. They go to the USPS site & enter
this number in the 'Track & Confirm' field. They see a message that
makes them believe that their package has not been shipped yet. They
email the seller in a panic.
(Again,
this is NOT A TRACKING NUMBER. It is ONLY a number to determine whether
or not the package ever got delivered. Please DO NOT use it as a
tracking guide)
THE POLICE ---------> "The shipping looks too high for your item".
(If your TOTAL out of pocket cost will be less than other auctions you find, can't you just be happy?)
THE FLEA MARKET HOUND --------> "If I buy 2, can I get a better deal".
(If I have 2 of anything listed, I already did the math for multiples and it is already stated in the auction.)
THE BOSS --------> "I will buy 4 _____'s if you make the price $____".
(Ummm...Thanks
for the offer but 'No'. The prices are already figured out unless you
buy in large bulk which is usually over 100 pieces)
THE SPEED RACER --------> "I ordered my item 7 days ago and it has still not arrived. Where is it? I want a reply ASAP!
(The USPS
counts in BUSINESS DAYS. (Monday - Friday) Start counting from the
business day AFTER you purchased as day 1. Until the day comes where I
can make hand deliveries, I am at the mercy of the USPS for a speedy
delivery. Take a deep breath. It should arrive shortly)
THE THREATENER --------> "If you do not refund me, I will report you to Ebay and leave you negative feedback!"
(Take another deep breath. Didn't you ever learn about the 'Honey & Vinegar' theory?)
THE CAN'T PLEASE 'ER -------> They leave feedback similar to "This item is just 'ok' in quality" (or) "This item did nothing for me".
(So many buyers before you were happy... except you. Hmmm???)
THE WISHER ----------> This buyer leaves me a note with their payment & requests the item in Blue or Pink... but I only have it listed in Black.
(If I had other colors I would state them inside the auction's description)
AND OF COURSE... THE BUYERS I PREFER
THE APPRECIATER --------> This type of buyer thanks you so much, it brings happy tears to your eyes. (I love you guys!!)
THE ZORRO -------> Simply writes 'Thanks' as their feedback. (You buy, leave your 'mark' and you're gone)
THE REPEATER -------> This buyer comes back for seconds. (You are my favorite!)
THE ADVERTISER ---------> This buyer tells all of their friends & family about my great prices + service. (Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!)
THE FREEBIE LOVER ---------> Yea, you! (Who doesn't love a good Freebie?!!)
--- NO COMBINED SHIPPING ON THIS ITEM ---
No Returns Due To The Hygiene Factor - No One Wants To Buy A Used Hat! (*Yuck*)
If you have a
problem, please email before you effect my feedback. I work really hard
here to support myself & my toddler. I aim for perfection, but
things happen. I check my email often and I am here to help you.
Sorry, No Combined Shipping
Kindly leave a 5 star rating with your feedback so I can keep offering you the best service & prices!