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SURVIVIN' THE DOGHOUSE
RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL KIT

60 page relationship survival guide with real life in-the-Doghouse experiences. 
Find out why you ticked her off and how to stay out of the dreaded doghouse! 
Fourteen useful and fun filled items designed to get you out of the doghouse fast!
Included is a Full sized blanket, functional knee pads, 100% cotton tee shirt and much more!
Eye catching, hilarious designed packaging. Sure to grab everyones attention!
Great conversation starter for any mens gift event!

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The Perfect Gift
THE RELATIONSHIP
SURVIVAL KIT

A hilarious unique gift for men guaranteeing a better doghouse experience, packed with useful and fun products. 
A great gift for Fathers Day, bachelor parties, weddings, birthdays, mancaves or any occasion.

THE RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL KIT INCLUDES:

RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL GUIDE 
DOGHOUSE T-SHIRT 
THE DOGHOUSE CERTIFICATE 
KISS UP EDIBLE WAX LIPS 
APOLOGY CARDS 
FORGIVING KNEE PADS 
BEVERAGE INSULATOR 
HEARTBREAK CURE CANDY 
SCENTED MAKEUP ROSE 
CUDDLE BUDDY PLUSH 
SURVIVAL BLANKET 
SHOUT PREVENTION EAR PLUGS 
ANTI-EYE CONTACT GLASSES 
STRESS RELIEVER BALL

RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL KIT DESCRIPTIONS


KISS UP EDIBLE WAX LIPS

Place on lips to sweeten those kisses, and prevent chaffing!
Kiss your way out of the doghouse 
and back into her arms!


SCENTED MAKEUP ROSE

Flower power never fails! Whip this out and watch her melt!
Follow up with a dozen real ones.


STRESS RELIEVER BALL

You’re in the doghouse! Grab and squeeze!  Maintain a smiling
and grinning composure during 
those cold shoulder moments.


ANTI-EYE CONTACT GLASSES

You’re guilty! You are ALWAYS Guilty! Use when guilt
prevents you from direct eye contact


CUDDLE BUDDY

Banned from the bedroom? Don’t be lonely!  
It’s the only thing you’ll be cuddling during those 
lonely doghouse nights.


FORGIVING KNEE PADS

On your knees!  Strap these babies on for added
knee protection as you plead for forgiveness.


DOGHOUSE TEE-SHIRT

Been there done that and still standing’ tall!  
Show your support for fellow in-the-doghouse 
survivors!


HEARTBREAK CURE CANDY

Sweet cure for her heavy heart! You broke it now fix it!
Used with your makeup rose it’s a home 
run! Total forgiveness!


APOLOGY CARD 

You don’t need any more trouble, keep your mouth shut and
let the card do the talking. Includes 
a witty poem
written by our talented professionals! 


SHOUT  DAMAGE PREVENTION EARPLUGS

Inserted discreetly eliminates her shout damage caused by your actions.
Prevents further 
disagreements you can’t hear a thing she’s saying.


PLUSH FLEECE SURVIVAL BLANKET

Banned from your normal sleeping quarters?  
Wrapped around your sorry butt, this plush 
blanket guarantees warm and cozy couch nights!


RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL GUIDE

Say goodbye to the doghouse forever! Study this hilarious guide
during your doghouse stay!  
Understand why
sometimes she thinks you’re a knucklehead. 


BEVERAGE  INSULATOR  

Keep those beverages cool, you’ll need plenty of liquids
to eliminate 
dehydration due to all that whining
and crying as you survive your doghouse isolation.


OFFICIAL SURVIVIN’ THE DOGHOUSE CERTIFICATE  

Hang this and strut your stuff! You did it Dude!
And we are damn proud of you!
Since we can’t hug you, we included this certificate.

THIS HILARIOUS RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL KIT
IS DESIGNED FOR MEN DESTINED FOR THE DREADED DOGHOUSE.

CAN YOU GET OUT OF
THE DOGHOUSE?

The Official Survivin' the Doghouse Kit for Men is the perfect "bust on him" gift, causing much joking and ribbing as people laugh 
and share their own "in-the-doghouse-experiences! The truth is, 99.99% of all the male species frequently tick off the female
species, ending up with most men "in the doghouse". Men describe "in the doghouse" as cold stares,
cold shoulders, the silent treatment, and dreaded cold nights alone on the couch


Mothers-in-law, Fathers-in-law, kids and parents can finally participate! It’s the #1 clean and hilarious
bachelor party gift that anyone can give. His celebration night is no longer exclusive to just the “boys” and their
adulterated gag gifts. Since his sorry butt will eventually end up in the doghouse for sure, swing by
and grab the Official Doghouse Survival Kit for Men. It’s on sale!


 Survivin' the Doghouse

Relationship Survival Kit

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Sales: 1(844) 714-1956

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