“Sven The Swedish Viking” (AKA – 1991 VOLVO 940GL 2.0CC.) A rare opportunity to own the ultimate in reliable, comfortable, quiet, well maintained, Viking transportation! Our beloved,
“Sven” requires a new master, as his current
tribe need a bigger long boat, due to the expansion of the tribe by 1 more….!! (We have bought an estate “Sven”!) As a modern marauding Viking, you need a vehicle such as “Sven”
to transport you to the next pillage in all weathers, and keep safe your tribe and animals. (Some times the distinction is a
vague one?!) “Sven” has been with our tribe for many
years after a
virgin,and 7 gallons of mead. During this time “Sven” has conquered many adversities with calm dignity, and UTTER reliability! Our tribe is proud
to know such a valiant warrior, and nurturing companion! (During his 127.000 mile travels, he uses no oil for his furnace
between feastings.) Svens capacious front seats are clean
and free from blood, Goat droppings,
and beard hair. There or no rips or
holes (For which we praise Odin!) The
front seats are comfortable after a long day raiding, and burning crops.
They transport even the heaviest pig with ease (Passenger not driver!) The
rear seats are unblemished, and cavernous enough to
transport almost all your swine at once, (Although loading can prove
problematic if your exiting a pillage in a hurry and the pigs are squirming?) Sven has a “praise roof” to homage Thor. It also lets the sun in to warm
your helmet! The “sunroof” appature
works well and does not let in water, and doubles as an excellent look out
post, and allows for extra range on your arrows when dealing with those pesky
Saxons! (You may need another helmsmen if you want to Pillage on the move?) “Sven” has been blessed by Sygin. She bestowed (using the Electrical power of lightening) electric windows, door bolts, shining mirrors of silver that manouver, and even the magic of a radio cassette player! (Bear in mind we Are Vikings,
and impressed by aged technologies!) “Sven” our beloved one, possesses a magical cavern to his rear, capable of
consuming VAST bundles of hemp, horned helmets, and battle boots! This “ (After
battles we pile it with dead Saxons to return to camp to show the chief of
our success!) “Svens” power comes from the stallion sleipnir itself! The power is reliable,
quiet and has not seen Lokis mischief! The MOT
expires around the alledged birth of Christ, expiring about 22.12.11! Saxon taxes for road use are not accompanying Sven! ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK!! (VIEWING BY APPOINTMENT- NO TIME WASTING PLEASE!) ***CASH ON COLLECTION ONLY*** (MORE PICS AVAILABLE ON REQUEST!) BID HIGH MY VIKING FRIENDS! |