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“Sven The Swedish Viking”

 

(AKA – 1991 VOLVO 940GL 2.0CC.)

 

 

 

 

A rare opportunity to own the ultimate

in reliable, comfortable, quiet, well

maintained, Viking transportation!

 

 

Our beloved, “Sven” requires a new master, as

his current tribe need a bigger long boat, due to

the expansion of the tribe by 1 more….!!


(We have bought an estate “Sven”!)

 

 

As a modern marauding Viking, you need a vehicle

such as “Sven” to transport you to the next pillage

in all weathers, and keep safe your tribe and animals.

(Some times the distinction is a vague one?!)

 

 

“Sven” has been with our tribe for many years

after he was traded to us from a friend for 3 sheep,

a virgin,and 7 gallons of mead. During this time “Sven”

has conquered many adversities with calm dignity,

and UTTER reliability! Our tribe is proud to know

such a valiant warrior, and nurturing companion!

(During his 127.000 mile travels, he uses no oil

for his furnace between feastings.)

 

 

Svens capacious front seats are clean and free from blood,

Goat droppings, and beard hair. There or no rips or holes

(For which we praise Odin!) The front seats are comfortable

after a long day raiding, and burning crops. They transport

even the heaviest pig with ease (Passenger not driver!)

 

The rear seats are unblemished, and cavernous enough

to transport almost all your swine at once,

(Although loading can prove problematic if your

exiting a pillage in a hurry and the pigs are squirming?)

 

 

Sven has a “praise roof” to homage Thor. It also

lets the sun in to warm your helmet!

The “sunroof” appature works well and does not let in water,

and doubles as an excellent look out post, and allows

for extra range on your arrows when dealing with

those pesky Saxons!

(You may need another helmsmen if you want to Pillage on the move?)

 

 

“Sven” has been blessed by Sygin. She bestowed

(using the Electrical power of lightening)

electric windows, door bolts,

shining mirrors of silver that manouver,

and even the magic of a radio cassette player!

(Bear in mind we Are Vikings, and impressed by aged technologies!)

 

“Sven” our beloved one, possesses a magical

cavern to his rear, capable of consuming VAST bundles

of hemp, horned helmets, and battle boots!

This Boot Cave is large and VERY useful….

(After battles we pile it with dead Saxons to

return to camp to show the chief of our success!)

 

 

“Svens” power comes from the stallion sleipnir itself!

The power is reliable, quiet and has not seen Lokis mischief!

The MOT expires around the alledged birth of Christ,

expiring about 22.12.11!


Saxon taxes for road use are not accompanying Sven!

(In seriousness, this is a GREAT car. We have had hours of fun it in. We have owned and maintained it meticulously! It has a good SERV HIST, and old MOTS etc. 2 sets of keys, & even original handbooks! Its good to go, and MOT’d until 22nd DEC. Upholstery is CLEAN. Driver and pass' doors have SMALL patch of rust along bottom of door, (Visable on pics.)

 

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BID HIGH MY VIKING FRIENDS!