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Looking for a great way to make your aviation enthusiasm obvious even in the grocery store parking lot or when dropping off your kids at school?  Need a quick way to add flair to even the most mundane of suburban grocery-getters?  Here it is!

These are great-looking facsimiles of the placards on military jet aircraft that warn ground crew to stay clear of jet blast.  They're  printed on the standard material that you see in car door magnets and then lovingly hand-cut to dimension.  The lettering uses the classic Amarillo USAF typeface that's instantly recognizable by military pilots and enthusiasts.  You can slap these on, pull them off, reposition them and do whatever else you like for maximum effect.  

You get four decals:  Two white "Jet Blast" decals and two red "Danger" arrows (one pointing in each direction).  Each decal is roughly 8" x 2" for great visibility.  You can place them close together, as in the pictures, or use them in different configurations.

I've driven thousands of miles with decals like this on my vehicle going to and from airshows and just driving around town.  Sure, they'll weather after awhile.  And they might depart the vehicle with enough wind, dirt on the vehicle, or odd vehicle geometry.  Take them off before you go through a car wash.  Your mileage may vary.  But I've never lost one under normal driving conditions and highway speeds. 

Note that these are magnetic decals.  They won't stick to stuff that a magnet won't stick to.  You'll also probably want to keep them away from your iPod, smart phone, thumb drives, or anything else that could be harmed by magnetic fields.  Don't order these if you're expecting that big hard drive full of data from your buddy to also arrive in your mailbox at the same time.

These are purely for fun.  They're not approved by the FAA, Transport Canada, any military organization, or anyone else for use anywhere near an aircraft.  Don't stick these on an aircraft.  They'll get sucked into an engine or other bad things will happen.  Don't stick these on your car or anything else where prohibited by law or where it would cause a safety risk or where there's any chance that bad things might happen.  Don't try to cross an international border with these on your car unless you have lots of time on your hands and like to talk to worried-looking government officials.  I will deny ever having heard of you.  Bottom line:  Have fun and don't do anything dumb.  You assume all risk of sticking these decals on stuff.

EXCEPT AS EXPRESSLY WARRANTED ABOVE, THIS PRODUCT IS SOLD AS-IS AND WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR PURPOSE.

I usually have these in stock.  Average turnaround for orders is four days.  The most I've ever taken is a week.  That said, if you catch me at a re-order point, it might take two weeks.  Please allow two weeks for delivery.  You'll probably experience a rapid turnaround, but don't hate on me if you don't get your shipping confirmation right away.

Shipping to United States destinations only.  Sorry!  I hate customs forms.  Have a friend in the US order yours and then you and your buddy can handle the customs stuff.