Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

This handmade costume is the perfect Kwanza gift for every fan of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Bring out yer dead to gaze as you repress peasants, defeat Saxons, and impersonate Clark Gable in you handsome, hand crafted King Arthur costume!

Generate hours of fun as you use this costume to dress, undress, and model exciting underwear.

The "mail" consists of green thermal pajamas and is snuggly and warm (No pants required!)
The helmet is made of a cookie tin and a polyester ushanka and the ushanka can be taken out and worn when not in costume. (ushanka has a hole in the top but can be covered up by the ears).

The tunic is made of two t-shirts and hand-painted with fancy acrylic paint I found in a dumpster. The sleeves of the bottom t-shirt can be tied or stapled to make pockets. If you want the material to be more opaque, I recommend turning it inside out and painting it with off-white house paint.

I am 6' 3" and the picture was taken from about 10 feet away, so the bottom half of the tunic would cover more on a shorter person. As you can see, the artwork is clearly visible and distinguishable at that distance.

Do not attempt to put the painted tunic in the washing machine!!!
Fit for a king-does not have siht all over it.


Belt is just a regular brown belt (the end is a bit chewed up, don't ask) and can be included if you like.
Sword, shoes, socks, and handsome supermodel are not included.

Shipping will be provided by either the United States Postal Service or an African Swallow.
Item is now in Dallas, TX

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