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WOO HOOW...LAST REDUCTION BEFORE THE CRUSHER BECKONS...WELL BOYS AND GIRLS..ITS THAT BEWITCHING TIME WHEN THE HEADY MIX OF BEER AND EBAY STRIKE!!!....OH YEAHH..AND GUESS WHAT?????..YOUVE STUMBLED ACCROSS THIS RAGING BEAUTY..(remember its in the eye of the beholder)(what on earth were you searching for to find this??...im fairly confident it wasnt one of these) I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU SHUT THE COMPUTER DOWN AND WALK AWAY IN FEAR YOU MAY DO SOMETHING YOU STRONGLY REGRET....GO ON..WALK AWAY........OH WELL I DID WARN YOU!!!!!.......................WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THATS HOLY WOULD POSSESS SOMEONE TO TAKE PROBABLY A PERFECTLY GOOD FORD CORTINA AND TURN IT INTO THIS MONSTER!!!..WELL ATTEMPT TO..ITS A SHERWOOD THING.MANUFACTURED BY SPARTAN(they got that name right!!)A SMALL ENGLISH COMPANY THAT NO LONGER EXISTS...CANT THINK WHY NOT??/(probably designed in a shed in the forest)BASICALLY A BIG PILE OF HIDEOUS FIBREGLASS CRAP DUMPED ON A BIG CHASSIS WITH THE RUNNING GEAR OF A FORD CORTINA LURKING SOMEWHERE UNDERNEATH..APPARENTLY THERES A 1600 X-FLOW(could be anything) SOMEWHERE UNDER THE BONNET THAT WE CANT( be bothered to)  REMOVE.EVEN IF IT COULD BE COAXED INTO LIFE I THINK PERFORMANCE WOULD BE AT VERY BEST THAT OF AN ASTHAMATIC SLUG IN THE DESERT..AND THEN THEY SLING A BIG CHUNK OF RUSTY FORTH ROAD BRIDGE ON THE FRONT..GENIUS!!!..PANELS ARE LOOSELY FITTED..LOOSER THAN THE LUNCHTIME LADIES AND BIGGER GAPS THAN WATFORD!!!..LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN RUBBED DOWN WITH HALF BRICK INSIDE A DIRTY SOCK..ID LIKE TO SAY ITS WELL BUILT..ID LIKE TO SAY THAT  ...BUT SADLY I CANT..LOOKS LIKE ITS BUILT(slung together)FROM THE SCRAP BIN AT B&Q BY STEVIE WONDER MOTORS.SOME SAY.....IT LOOKS LIKE A RANGEROVER IN A CERTAIN LIGHT.......(pitch black with a blindfold) AND ANGLES( round the corner...4 blocks away)...(still blindfolded)..(at night).ON THE PLUS SIDE..........................EMMM ANWAY... BACK TO THE LISTING.ITS GOT A SET OF WHITE 8 SPOKES...(yes with the blue/red stripes) PROBABLY STILL BEING PAID UP OUT OF KAYS CATALOGUE BY HIS AUNTIE GERTRUDE.. (£31.34 each..at £2.45 pw for 1238954 weeks) IDEAL PROJECT FOR SOMEONE WHO CANT STAND THE WIFE(or husband if you fancy buying him a pressie)WILL PROBABLY TAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIVING YEARS TO COMPLETE..JUST THINK.ALL THOSE NIGHTS IN THE GARAGE AWAY FROM THE WIFE/HUSBAND/LOVER/KIDS/LLAMA(delete as appropriate).THE TEA AND DIGESTIVE BISCUIT BILL WOULD BE FOUR FIGURES ALONE..(possibly more if half covered chocolate..unless from aldi/lidl...i digress) OR JUST DRINK LOADS OF BEER AND SIT IN KIDDING YOURSELF ON...NO WAIT THERES NO SEATS....SCRUB THAT.SO THERE YOU HAVE IT..THE CAR YOU ALWAYS PROMISED YOURSELF...TO AVOID!!!..OR IF YOU HATE YOUR NEIGHBOURS JUST BUY IT AND SIT IT ON THE DRIVEWAY..WATCH THE SURROUNDING PROPERTIES DEPRECIATE OVERNIGHT...THE BEAST IS IN CAPTIVITY NEAR GLASGOW...YES THATS SCOTLAND..THE BIG DARK DAMP BIT AT THE TOP OF THE UK MAP.....BEST COME DURING THE HOURS OF DARKNESS AND BRING A BROWN BAG WITH EYE HOLES..IN FACT BRING TWO,ONE FOR ME..INCASE ANYONE SEES ME NEAR IT.IF YOU ARE MAD/SAD/DEPRESSED/P!SSED/(delete as appropriate again) ENOUGH TO WANT IT, WE NEED IT PAID WITHIN 3 DAYS OF SALE END..WILL NEED TRAILERED AWAY..NO SURPRISINGLY IT WONT DRIVE TO LONDON....PAPERWORK LOST (if there ever was any)BUT INVOICE SUPPLIED WITH SALES BROCHURE AND "INSTRUCTIONS"..snigger!!!..yes really!!!(good luck with that one).IM EXPECTING THERE TO BE A FRENZY OF FEVERISH ACTIVITY OF PEOPLE DESPARATE TO BUY THIS...(yawn..just woke up.) WHAT WAS I SAYING??..ANYWAY I AWAIT THE FLURRY OF QUESTIONS FROM ALL THE FELLOW SHERWOOD "ENTHUSIASTS" MAYBE EVEN FROM BOTH OF YOU... IF ANYONE HAS ANY HISTORY OR INFORMATION ON THE COMPANY OR THIS SPLENDID VEHICLE...PLEASE...........KEEP IT TO YOURSELF..NO ONES INTERESTED..NO REALLY DO THAT!..SO THERE YOU HAVE IT..WHY NOT GO AWAY AND NECK 10 BOTTLES OF OLD SPECKLED HEN THEN COME BACK AND HAVE ANOTHER LOOK...WONT LOOK ANY BETTER BUT AT LEAST THE PICTURES WILL BE BLURRED..PLEASE DONT GET SO P1SSED YOU JUST PRESS BUY NOW WITHOUT SEEING IT.. YOU MUST COME ALONG AND SEE,SPIT THROW STICKS AND HAVE A KICK AT IT 1ST...GO ON YOU KNOW YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE!!!!.. WE HAVE NOW ADDED THE BEST OFFER RUSSIAN ROULETTE OPTION.SET TO ACCEPT AN OFFER OF A CERTAIN VALUE....UP TO YOU TO RISK IT!!!..please read the questions and answers as your question may have already been asked...doubt it though!!...25,000 PAGE VIEWS..WHAT!!!!..THATS IT NO RELIST..WILL SAVE THE BEST BITS NOW AND LIST SEPARATELY..