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from the co-director of Heavy Metal Parking Lot - Merv Conn is King of the Strolling Accordionists! From the White House to your cousin's Bar Mitzvah, he has spent over 70 years entertaining Washington DC, includes the film & extras for nearly 2 hours of Merv Conn! Sealed, new!

 

We have been buying and selling on eBay since 1997. You may be interested in our other listings.

SHIPPING METHODS: We use USPS for most shipments. In some cases we may use UPS instead, especially if the package is large or oversized, so don't take the shipping method listed as gospel - your purchase could be sent by either carrier, but the majority go by USPS.

COMBINING SHIPPING:  We are happy to do this for all customers, unless specifically stated in the listing, or if the items cannot be shipped together (for instance it's hard to send posters and records in the same package without damaging them, you get the drift).  Please request a total through the eBay system and we will do our best to reduce shipping for multiple items.

PAYMENT FOR US BUYERS: Since we only accept PayPal, there's no reason that payment can't be made at the moment of purchase. Rather than insist on immediate payment, we allow a 48 hour period to make a payment from the end of the auction (or, in the case of multiple purchases from us, after you get an invoice with combined shipping, if shipping can indeed be combined) for US Buyers.  Lately, buyers are testing our limits and we may switch to immediate payment.  If you go to buy this and get that message, we apologize, but you can thank the numerous deadbeats and ne'er-do-wells who drove us to it.

INTERNATIONAL BUYERS: The S&H prices in our listings are for the USA only! If you are concerned about S&H costs, please read all of this and if your questions still aren't answered, contact us BEFORE YOU BUY to ask for an S&H price quote and make sure to include your country. If you buy before getting a quote, we will (understandably) be unsympathetic to any whining about S&H costs. That said, we only charge actual cost + a fee of no more than $2.00 to cover materials, time, & other costs associated with each sale.  We don't pluck these prices from thin air, they are based on what we are charged by carriers.  If this is too much for you, don't buy.  This is a business; we're here to sell you things you'll love & cherish, provide you with great service, and make a living doing so.  If the S&H cost is not specified in the listing, or if you made multiple purchases that can be shipped in one package, WAIT FOR OUR INVOICEDO NOT pay for an item, arbitrarily inserting a figure for S&H, it won't work, unless it's a 6-digit number. Your payment is due 48 hours after we send the invoice with S&H included.

Note that First Class International shipping, while inexpensive compared to other methods, does not allow for tracking or insurance, which eBay & PayPal require. We understand that shipping rates have risen over the last few years and that buyers want inexpensive options, so we offer First Class on inexpensive items (only items sold for $25 or less), but International Buyers agree that if they choose the First Class option, they understand that neither Seller nor PayPal will be responsible if your winnings are damaged or lost in transit. Priority Mail is faster and includes insurance, but it is more expensive - the minimum cost to even a nearby country like Canada is $21, and it goes up from there.  EMS is even faster, includes insurance and tracking, and is even more expensive!

Italy: everything seems to take twice as long to reach you.

VALUES ON CUSTOMS FORMS & CUSTOMS FEES: We will NOT falsify customs forms for anyone - EVER!  We buy plenty of stuff from around the world and sympathize with Customs fees, but don't ask or expect us to lie for you. If you have to pay customs fees in your country, this is your responsibility - not ours.

OFFERS:  Unless you see the "Make Offer" button on our listings, we are not interested in offers.  You can send them if you are so inclined, but don't expect an answer.  If you decide to take that leap, please at least make it a reasonable offer.  Asking for 50% off will just make us laugh.  Our merchandise is priced fairly and we are not here to bargain.  If you can find it for less, please, buy it there rather than haggle with us. Thank you!

UNPAID WINNINGS:  There seems to be a recent epidemic of dim-witted folks who don't understand the basics of eBay.  Here we go: you buy, you pay, we ship, you get the merchandise.  If payment is not made in the time specified, we will issue an unpaid item notice to eBay and you'll get a strike.  The item will be re-listed and you'll be blocked from our auctions.  You keep it up and eBay culls you from the flock.  That's how order is kept. We have absolutely zero interest in excuses.  If there is a problem with your PayPal account, don't buy until it's resolved.  If you are expecting money from somewhere else to cover your purchase, don't buy until you have that money in your account.  Your Grandmother explodes unexpectedly?  She'd want you to honor your commitments.  Don't let Grandma down!  You let your monkey play online and he bought a bunch of stuff using your account?  Tough luck!  Next time, apply the lesson you've learned: be responsible and watch your monkey.  In the meantime, it's your account & your responsibility - pay up!  NO EXCEPTIONS!!




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