Of all the wildlife in the animal kingdom, is there any one as uniquely fascinating and annoying at the same time as the Woodpecker?  Beautifully varied in coloration, size and shape, cartoon-like in their pursuit of a meal and the bane of anyone trying to sleep in on a summer morning, these natural jackhammers of the wild seem like characters out of a Dr. Seuss book.  Even so, it is completely unfair that this family of birds has ever been associated with a character as wholly and completely unpleasant as Woody, whose stupid laugh makes the natural rat-tat-tat rhythms seem as nuanced as a Keith Moon drum solo!
 
Trying to make some room in our warehouse!  Up for sale is a Bird T-shirt, specifically for fans of Woodpeckers, from the WILD COTTON line of ATLAS SCREEN PRINTING.  This design was retired in the summer of 2013 at which time the printer sold all of their remaining inventory to us.  These have been instantly popular with our Science and Nature-loving customers and we are almost completely sold out of them.  I need some space so I am offering these for the last time, until they are gone.  These are BRAND NEW, FIRST QUALITY, preshrunk 100% cotton shirts, available in size SMALL ONLY.  Please make sure you know if this is the correct size for you or not as I can NOT take a shirt back to exchange for a different size...all other sizes are SOLD OUT!  So, this is IT for this design!  This is an original, full-color design, screen-printed onto top quality GILDAN ULTRA COTTON shirts for durability and long life...this is not some cheap iron-on design.  Suggested to sell for $25.00 ($27.00 for 2XL) and up (plus postage), I am offering all that I have left for $23.00 each ($24.00 for 2XL), which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S.  You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped.  This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items.  International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges.  Any questions?  Contact me.