★ PLEASE READ: VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION BELOW! ★

FREE SHIPPING WHEN YOU BUY 2+

On ANY & ALL Novelty Notes & Protectors - MIX or Match!

It is not necessary for them to be the same kind, so even just 1 of each kind can qualify! 

Shipping discount will be applied when you Add 2 or more qualifying items from So_Quick_Trading 

to Your eBay CART.

The 45¢ shipping charge is only necessary if a single bill is ordered all alone,

so in most cases you can ADD A SECOND BILL FOR ONLY 54¢ more !!!

PLEASE Always be sure to use the ADD TO CART button, instead of Buy It Now, 

and Add ALL of the different bills you would like to Your eBay CART, 

even IF you are buying 2 or more of each kind, 

before paying for them ALL AT ONCE, as ONE SINGLE TRANSACTION, 

because PayPal takes significant fees for each separate transaction. 

Shipping charges assessed on multiple separately placed orders are Non-Refundable, 

as nearly 70% of those charges are immediately taken by PayPal 

for their multiple separate transaction fees.

THIS LISTING IS FOR ONE (1) NOVELTY BILL ONLY!  

The Pictures are showing BOTH sides, the FRONT AND BACK sides of just ONE Bill.  

IF you want 2 or more bills, such as to display Both sides for Framing,  

be sure to adjust the drop-down quantity setting above as needed before you click ADD TO CART

A 2 mil thin Currency Sleeve Will Be Included FREE for each standard size bill, 

unless Deluxe semi-rigid Currency Holders, or 4-Pocket Binder Display Pages are also ordered.  

They ARE Highly Recommended, and Listings for various quantities of them can be found 

by searching within my eBay Store for VINYL or BINDER

Want to have a cool & fun item to show your friends?  

Get these Collectible Funny Play Money Novelty Dollar Bills!  

This Fake or Funny Money Dollar Bill Novelty Note, 

as described in the title and shown in the picture, looks like real money.  

It is Brand-New & Crisp, about the same size as a real dollar, 

and has similar stiffness and finely detailed markings.

They make great bookmarks, and cool gifts, especially if you get the Deluxe Holders with them!  

They are an artful and fun novelty gag gift, to show appreciation, 

or to commemorate or honor an event, or to enhance sales, 

which will bring a smile and a laugh, and be highly treasured for many years to come!

Please be sure to check out all the other novelty note listings in my eBay store,

<<<--------  or through the Categories on the left sidebar.  

I have nearly 1000 different kinds, and will be adding new bills each month. Collect them All!

Please bear in mind that Estimated Arrival Dates, 

are only ESTIMATES, and that results may vary +/-  

Our items are ALWAYS taken directly to the Post Office by the following business day.  

If you order 6 notes or less, they will be sent by First-Class Stamped Letter Envelope, 

which does NOT allow for tracking, and can take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days.  

eBay ESTIMATES often do NOT account for this real-life variance.

Orders will usually arrive within a few days to a week, 

but the US Postal Service DOES occasionally experience delays of 2 weeks or more, 

with Stamped Letter Envelopes.   

Please be on the lookout for a standard Stamped Letter Envelope from California, 

with an image of The RoadRunner on the return address label, 

and Please Be Patient in case it does not arrive very promptly.

IF you desire the best protected packaging, and/or faster delivery service, with Tracking,  

Please use either the First-Class PACKAGE (2-5 days), or Priority Mail (2-3 days), 

Expedited Shipping Options on the Check-Out screen. 

We always use a manila folder with the FREE thin Currency Sleeve and a full-size packing slip, 

for 3 extra layers of shipping protection with our stamped Letter Envelopes, 

but for a Package we also use a padded bubble mailer 

with extra added layers of cardboard and bubble padding inside.

You will get a Free Shipping Upgrade to a First-Class Tracked Package, 

IF you order 7 or more notes, 

as long as you Use Your eBay Cart to pay for them all together as a single transaction.

You will also get a Random Surprise Freebie Money Tract or Novelty Bill

 of Our Choice, for every 10 bills you order together, using Your eBay CART.

This is NOT actual currency, and/or NOT legal tender.  

It is novelty currency, funny money or play money. 

Novelty money has no monetary value on the street. 

It cannot be spent, or exchanged for goods or services like government-issued money can. 

They are commemorative collectible novelty items with no cash value.  

They are intended for Fun and Collecting.

You can own them, confident in not violating any US law.  

Just do NOT try to spend them!

As there has never been a Million Dollar Bill issued in the United States, 

the US Federal Reserve has declared them legal to print or own.  

They do not consider them to be counterfeit, 

because no genuine million, billion, trillion, or zillion dollar bills exist, nor have ever have existed.  

Many of them even have official US Government approval, 

and approved Library of Congress Copyrights.  

All of our bills are considered a PARODY, a work created to mock, 

comment on, or poke fun at an original work, 

its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation, 

and they meet all legal parody and fake currency requirements.

We do NOT design or print any of these novelty bills ourselves.  

Our bills are all professionally printed, Not printed on a PC, Nor Photo Copies!

This High-Quality novelty money is Designed and Printed using Professional offset printing presses 

in large print runs of thousands of bills, by an Authorized Printing company, 

and are Purchased from an Authorized Vendor, so there are no valid copyright issues!  

International deliveries are processed ONLY through eBay's Global Shipping Program, 

which are subject to additional shipping fees by eBay, and may take up to 6 weeks to arrive.   

Please do Not ask us to bypass this program, as we do Not ship internationally otherwise.  

The free shipping offer is Not valid on international orders, due to eBay software.

Please make sure your mailing address is Current and Complete, 

as we are not responsible for orders which do not arrive, 

or are Returned To Sender, due to an incorrect mailing address. 

We strive to get your order to you as fast as possible while keeping our prices low.

In the unlikely event that you do not receive your order by the Estimated delivery date, 

Or If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, 

please contact us BEFORE opening a case, or Before leaving less than Positive feedback, 

so we can resolve any issues you might have.

When you receive your order, If there were no problems, 

Please Leave Positive Seller Feedback,  

and then Positive Buyer Feedback will be left for you automatically, 

moments AFTER Positive Seller Feedback has been received.

This method is necessary due to fraudulent accounts abusing the system.

If you would like to get a larger quantity of notes than are currently listed on here, just ask!  

The listed quantities are often much Less than my Actual On-Hand inventory, 

due to eBay listing limitations, and offering such a wide variety.  

But we can often increase a listings quantity by request, or relist an item for you.

If you have any questions about this or any of our other listings, 

Please free free to contact us before bidding.   

Thank you for shopping with So Quick Trading 😊