★ PLEASE READ: IMPORTANT INFORMATION BELOW! ★
ALL FREE SHIPPING (USA ONLY)
25% OFF WHEN YOU BUY 2+
30% OFF WHEN YOU BUY 10+
40% OFF WHEN YOU BUY 15+
50% OFF WHEN YOU BUY 20+
On ANY & ALL Novelty Notes & Protectors - MIX or Match!
They do NOT need to be the same kind,
one each of different bills can qualify!
Discounts will ONLY be applied when you Add 2 or more qualifying items
to Your eBay CART
COMBINING THEM into a SINGLE CHECK-OUT TRANSACTION.
GET 2 of the SAME OR DIFFERENT BILLS for AS LOW AS $1.49
PLEASE Always be sure to use the ADD TO CART button, instead of Buy It Now,
and try to COMBINE ALL of the different bills you would like into Your eBay CART,
before paying for them ALL AT ONCE, as ONE SINGLE TRANSACTION,
because PayPal takes extra fees for each separate transaction.
Using Buy It Now repeatedly to pay for items separately,
disqualifies them from Promotional Offers.
THIS LISTING IS FOR ONE (1) NOVELTY BILL ONLY!
The Pictures are showing BOTH sides, the FRONT AND BACK sides of just ONE Bill.
IF you want 2 or more bills, such as to display Both sides for Framing,
be sure to adjust the drop-down quantity setting above as needed
before you click ADD TO CART
A 2 mil thin Currency Sleeve Will Be Included FREE for each standard size bill,
Deluxe semi-rigid Currency Holders, or 4-Pocket Binder Display Pages are Highly Recommended, and Listings for various quantities of them can be found
by searching within my eBay Store for VINYL or BINDER
Want to have a cool & fun item to show your friends?
Get these Collectible Funny Play Money Novelty Dollar Bills!
This Fake or Funny Money Dollar Bill Novelty Note,
as described in the title and shown in the picture, looks like real money.
It is Brand-New & Crisp, about the same size as a real dollar,
and has similar stiffness and finely detailed markings.
They make great bookmarks, and cool gifts, especially if you get the Deluxe Holders with them!
They are an artful and fun novelty gag gift, to show appreciation,
or to commemorate or honor an event, or to enhance sales,
which will bring a smile and a laugh, and be highly treasured for many years to come!
Please be sure to check out all the other novelty note listings in my eBay store,
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I have nearly 1000 different kinds, and will be adding new bills each month. Collect them All!
Please bear in mind that Estimated Arrival Dates,
are only ESTIMATES, and that results may vary +/-
Please disregard the handling time listed, it is only to compensate for an ETA glitch.
Our items are ALWAYS taken directly to the Post Office by the next business day.
IF you desire the best protected packaging, and/or faster delivery service, with Tracking,
Please use either the First-Class PACKAGE (2-5 days), or Priority Mail (2-3 days),
Expedited Shipping Options on the Check-Out screen.
We always use a manila folder with the FREE thin Currency Sleeve and a full-size packing slip,
for 3 extra layers of shipping protection with our stamped Letter Envelopes,
but for a Package we also use a padded bubble mailer
with extra added layers of cardboard and bubble padding inside.
The lowest postage with tracking is $2.66, plus a padded mailer.
Tracking will be provided for larger purchases,
however as most of my items are sold at a low price,
they must often be sent in a First-Class Stamped Letter Envelope,
which the USPS does NOT offer tracking on,
and can also take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days.
eBay ESTIMATES often do NOT account for this real-life variance.
Orders will usually arrive within a few days to a week,
but the US Postal Service DOES occasionally experience delays
of 2 weeks or more with Letter Envelopes.
Please be on the lookout for a standard Stamped Letter Envelope from California,
with an image of The RoadRunner on the return address label,
and Please Be Patient in case it does not arrive very promptly.
This is NOT actual currency, and/or NOT legal tender.
It is novelty currency, funny money or play money.
Novelty money has no monetary value on the street.
It cannot be spent, or exchanged for goods or services like government-issued money can.
They are commemorative collectible novelty items with no cash value.
They are intended for Fun and Collecting.
You can own them, confident in not violating any US law.
Just do NOT try to spend them!
As there has never been a Million Dollar Bill issued in the United States,
the US Federal Reserve has declared them legal to print or own.
They do not consider them to be counterfeit,
because no genuine million, billion, trillion, or zillion dollar bills exist,
nor have ever have existed.
Many of them even have official US Government approval,
and approved Library of Congress Copyrights.
All of our bills are considered a PARODY, a work created to mock,
comment on, or poke fun at an original work,
its subject, author, style, or some other target,
by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation,
and they meet all legal parody and fake currency requirements.
We do NOT design or print any of these novelty bills ourselves.
Our bills are all professionally printed, Not printed on a PC, Nor Photo Copies!
This High-Quality novelty money is Designed and Printed
using Professional offset printing presses
in large print runs of thousands of bills, by an Authorized Printing company,
and are Purchased from an Authorized Vendor, so there are no valid copyright issues!
The Free Shipping offer is ONLY valid IN THE USA,
and does NOT apply to international orders.
International deliveries will ONLY be processed through eBay's Global Shipping Program,
which are subject to additional shipping fees by eBay,
and may take several weeks to arrive.
Please do Not ask us to bypass this program,
as we do Not ship internationally otherwise.
Please make sure your mailing address is Current and Complete,
as we are not responsible for orders which do not arrive,
or are Returned To Sender, due to an incorrect mailing address.
We strive to get your order to you as fast as possible while keeping our prices low.
In the unlikely event that you do not receive your order by the Estimated delivery date,
Or If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase,
please contact us BEFORE opening a case,
or Before leaving less than Positive feedback,
so we can resolve any issues you might have.
When you receive your order, If there were no problems,
Please Leave Positive Seller Feedback,
and then Positive Buyer Feedback will be left for you automatically,
moments AFTER Positive Seller Feedback has been received.
This method is necessary due to fraudulent accounts abusing the system.
If you would like to get a larger quantity of notes than are currently listed on here, just ask!
The listed quantities are often much Less than my Actual On-Hand inventory,
due to eBay listing limitations, and offering such a wide variety.
But we can often increase a listings quantity by request, or relist an item for you.
If you have any questions about this or any of our other listings,
Please free free to contact us before bidding.
Thank you for shopping with So Quick Trading 😊