This is a Novelty toilet roll, the first sheet is very prettily embroidered in sewing thread! ( not printed ), once you tear that off you can use the loo roll underneath for....well you know what! So this is a practical but funny gift and if you are Fathers day DAY gifting, it is absolutely perfect. Make sure you're there when they open it and duck if they throw it at you! Some people are just so hard to buy for, but you can't go wrong with this one! As I make and design these myself they are not available anywhere else.

It comes boxed, and gift wrapped in compostable cellophane, as shown in photo's. Quite a good eco product as mostly reusable but i don't recommend you reuse the loo roll more than once ( !)

Made in a home environment, non smoking etc.

Colours may vary slightly on some designs but they are all really attractive, photo's show the type of colours your one will be. If it is a specific team, then of course the Team colours will be correct as shown.

Great for work colleagues, family, teenagers, school friends, boss, anyone you love or hate.

You are buying the design shown but please look at all my listings as there are other teams and slogans too. If you cannot find your team listed, or your age needed or your slogan you want put on one, please message me, most things can be made especially for you given an extra day or two to design and make. no extra charge unless it is something completely random.

These are hugely popular and I can only make a certain amount and then I may even close the number availabe to zero if i am overwhelmed with orders so grabs yours while you can.

IF ORDERING FOR A SPECIAL DATE SUCH AS XMAS, PARTIES, BIRTHDAYS, UNBOXING DAYS, ETC , PLEASE ORDER IN PLENTY OF TIME. LAST SAFE DATE TO GUARANTEE CHRISTMAS DELIVERY WOULD BE SOMEWHERE MID DECEMBER AS ROYAL MAIL ARE PLANNING MORE INDUSTRIAL ACTION. I WILL LEAVE IT TO YOU TO DECIDE IF YOU HAVE PLACED YOUR ORDER IN TIME OR IF YOU TAKE A CHANCE STILL AS THIS SITUATION IS CONSTANTLY CHANGING.

NO OFFENCE INTENDED FOR ANY RUDE WORDS, TEAM NAMES ETC! ALL IN GOOD FUN!

Please check out all my other stuff, loads of embroidered goodies, towels, tote bags, flannels etc. for specific areas of interest and personalised tings etc available. Message me if you need anything.

THIS ITEM WILL COME WITH NO PAPERWORK INSIDE SUCH AS AN INVOICE, AS SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO GIFT ANONYMOUSLY STRAIGHT TO THE RECIPIENT. THE BOX WILL JUST CONTAIN THE GIFT, NOTHING ELSE AT ALL INDICATING WHO BOUGHT IT. IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS JUST CHANGE THE DELIVERY ADDRESS ...IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILTY TO GET IT RIGHT AND CHANGE IT BACK AFTER BUT BY DOING THIS YOU CAN NOT ONLY SURPRISE THEM, BUT THEY WON'T KNOW WHO SENT IT! YOU WILL ALSO SAVE ON POSTAGE AS IT WILL GO DIRECTLY THERE. IF YOU WANT AN INVOICE PLEASE MESSAGE AS I WILL ASSUME NOT, EVEN IF IT IS GOING TO YOUR ADDRESS. I HOPE THIS HELPS A LITTLE AS I KNOW POSTAGE IS GETTING VERY COSTLY.
IF YOU WISH TO BUY MORE THAN ONE ITEM AND IT WILL FIT INTO THE SAME SIZE POSTAL CATEGORY, WITHOUT GOING UP A BOX SIZE OR WEIGHT, PLEASE ORDER THE SECOND ONE AS IF YOU ARE COLLECTING IT FROM ME TO AVOID A SECOND POSTAL CHARGE. IN THE CASE OF TOILET ROLLS YOU CAN ORDER TWO TOGETHER BUT THE THIRD WOULD GO UP AGAIN SO YOU WOULD NEED TO ORDER THAT SEPARATELY. PLEASE BE SENSIBLE, I WILL CHECK AND IF IT COSTS MORE TO POST THAN YOU PAY I WILL WITHDRAW THIS FACILITY AND YOUR ORDER. I AM DOING THIS FOR BUYERS BENEFIT AS I DON'T LIKE TO CON YOU OUT OF POSTAGE. I AM A GENUINE SELLER.