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Want to have a cool & fun item to show your friends?

Get these Collectible Funny Play Money Novelty Dollar Bills!

They make great bookmarks, and cool gifts!

They are an artful and fun novelty gag gift, to show appreciation,

or to commemorate or honor an event, or to enhance sales,

which will bring a smile and a laugh,

and be highly treasured for many years to come!

Please be sure to check out all the other novelty note listings

and pre-bundled, You Choose, or discounted sets in my eBay store,

<---- or through the Categories on the left sidebar.

I have more than 1200 different kinds, and continue adding new bills often.

Collect them All!

THIS LISTING IS FOR

ONE (1) NOVELTY BILL ONLY!

Pictures show BOTH sides, FRONT AND BACK of just ONE Bill.

IF you want 2 or more bills, such as to display Both sides For Framing,

please be sure to adjust the drop-down quantity setting above as needed

before or after you click ADD TO CART

Please order 2 or more bills together, MIXED &/or Matched,
using ADD TO CART to combine them for BIG DISCOUNTS!

Automatic Tiered Discounts are Available

now up to 64% OFF!

28% OFF when you buy 2

36% OFF when you buy 3

44% OFF when you buy 4+

50% OFF when you buy 10+

57% OFF when you buy 20+

64% OFF when you buy 25+

On ANY & ALL Novelty Notes

MIX or Match!

They do NOT need to be the same kind,

so even just one each of different bills can qualify!

Discounts will ONLY be applied when you Add 2 or more

qualifying items to Your eBay CART

COMBINING THEM into a SINGLE CHECK-OUT TRANSACTION.

PLEASE Always be sure to use the ADD TO CART button,

instead of Buy It Now,

and try to COMBINE ALL of the different bills you would like

into Your eBay CART,

before paying for them ALL AT ONCE,

as ONE SINGLE TRANSACTION.

Note that your eBay Cart will only check-out up to 40 different KINDS at once,

so it will automatically split larger orders,

but you can be sure to maximize your discounts

by manually splitting your order into minimums of 25 or more BILLS

and up to 40 different KINDS per check-out.

Please note that the total number of bills,

or the number of bills per kind,

has no bearing on the ebay Cart limit.

It is only the number of different varieties per check-out

which is limited by the eBay cart.

Using Buy It Now repeatedly to pay for items separately,

permanently disqualifies them from Promotional Offers,

because of the extra fees billed to sellers for each separate transaction,

and order processing time may also be greatly increased for several reasons.

USE A PC FOR THE BEST SHOPPING EXPERIENCE,

AS THE APP HAS SOME LIMITATIONS.

This Fake or Funny Money Dollar Bill Novelty Note,

as described in the title and shown in the picture,

looks similar to real money. It is Brand-New & Crisp,

ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS A REAL US DOLLAR,

approximately 6-1/8" x 2-5/8" or 155mm x 67mm

and has similar stiffness and finely detailed markings.

Please check the pictures carefully before buying.

Some bills may have misspellings, imperfect margins,

and/or gospel tract messages.

Title wording may include the words gold or silver,

which are referring only to the ink color or vintage style,

however none of the bills are actually made of real gold or silver,

and all of our bills are printed on thick paper,

which may vary in thickness

due to various suppliers and printing companies,

which is not under the sellers control,

so they are sold AS-IS in this regard.

A 2 or 2.5 mil thin Currency Sleeve Will Be Included FREE

for each standard size bill. Sleeves may be 2-5/8" x 6-1/4" or 3" x 7"

All Free Currency Sleeves are Brand New,

but are provided AS-IS, due to occasional slight imperfections.

FREE ECONOMY SHIPPING OPTION MAY INCLUDE EBAY TRACKING

(NOT STANDARD USPS TRACKING)

TO BE SENT BY STANDARD LETTER ENVELOPE

UNLESS YOU SELECT AN EXPEDITED SHIPPING METHOD

OR ORDER A TOTAL OF ANY 16+ MIX OR MATCH

FOR A FREE SHIPPING UPGRADE TO A 1ST CLASS PACKAGE

Read below for full details.

Each order is triple-checked for accuracy,

but sometimes STATIC CLING can cause a bill to hide on the back of another.

In case of any possibly missing item, instead of just fanning them
from one hand to another, please also try flipping each note over face-down, one-at-a-time,
onto a separate stack on a table, and any 'missing' bill will most likely turn up.

IMPORTANT SHIPPING DETAILS

This is a NON-TRACKED, or eBay-Tracked item

SENT BY STANDARD LETTER ENVELOPE

UNLESS YOU SELECT AN EXPEDITED SHIPPING METHOD

OR ORDER A TOTAL OF ANY 16+

FOR A FREE SHIPPING UPGRADE TO A 1ST CLASS PACKAGE

eBay Standard Envelope Tracking has less scans than regular USPS tracking.

The USPS has often delivered these ESE parcels within a few days

after the 'delivery scan', because they are done by machines only
which occurs at the nearest USPS HUB facility
as they're being sent to your local post office for actual delivery
This sometimes results in the wrong city (where the HUB is)

being shown as Out-For-Delivery and/or in an apparent delay

if your local post office didn't actually get it delivered to you that same day.

Please be patient, and watch for our standard letter envelope with an eBay label,

as these envelopes are sometimes mistaken for random advertising,

or occasionally get mixed up with, and discarded as junk mail.

Also, the eBay tracking pop-up may not always show the correct or current information.

Please check the following site for better results: www.trackmyshipment.co

Please take note of the Dual ETA Dates Range

shown above at the time of purchase,

or on your Order Details page,

but also bear in mind that Estimated Arrival Dates,

are only ESTIMATES, and that results may vary +/-

Our items are ALWAYS taken directly to the Post Office,

by the next business day, if at all possible,

but may occasionally take 2 to 4 business days to process,

due to extra high demand.

During such very busy periods, I must work on a first-come, first served basis,

so ORDER EARLY to allow perhaps a couple of weeks,

instead of waiting until the last minute!

Expedited Shipping Options are Available on the check-out screen.

Please do not leave a message asking for faster shipping,

nor when your item will be shipped,

as there may be hundreds of previous orders currently in progress ahead of yours,

and many such messages can easily slow-down the whole process.

* IF you desire the best protected packaging,

and/or faster delivery service, with standard Tracking,

Please use either the

First-Class PACKAGE (2-5 days),

or PRIORITY MAIL (2-3 days),

Expedited Shipping Options,

found on the Check-Out screen *

We always use a 1/4 manila folder with the FREE thin Currency Sleeve,

and a full-size packing slip,

for 3 extra layers of shipping protection with our standard Letter Envelopes,

but for a Package we also use a padded bubble mailer

with extra added layers of cardboard and bubble padding inside.

Packages may include re-purposed cardboard or other packing materials.

USPS postage rates have gone up considerably.

The lowest postage with tracking is often nearly $4,

depending on distance zones, plus a padded mailer.

Tracking will ONLY be provided free for larger purchases

($10+ after discounts),

however as most of my items are sold at a very low price,

they must often be sent in a First-Class Standard Letter Envelope,

which the USPS does NOT offer tracking on,

and can also take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days.

eBay ESTIMATES often do NOT account for this real-life variance.

Orders will usually arrive within a few days to a week,

but the US Postal Service DOES occasionally experience delays

of 2 to 3 weeks or more with Letter Envelopes.

USPS First-Class mail must now travel by ground only,

so often takes 5 business days from coast-to-coast.

In case you do Not select an

Expedited Shipping Option on the Check-Out Screen,

and order less than 16 bills together,

then please be on the lookout for a

standard Standard Letter Envelope from California,

with an eBay Standard Envelope shipping label,

and Please Be Patient in case it does not arrive very promptly.

In case another resident or family member

retrieves the incoming mail for you,

let him or her know that you are expecting this envelope,

so they do Not discard it as junk mail, nor leave it mixed in with bills.

The Free Shipping and Quantity Discount Offers are ONLY valid IN THE USA.

and do NOT apply to international orders. We do not ship internationally.

Please make sure your mailing address is Current and Complete,

as we are not responsible for orders which do not arrive,

or are Returned To Sender, due to an incorrect mailing address.

Items which are Returned to Sender MAY be re-shipped, at the sellers discretion,

but only After an additional re-shipping fee has been paid.

LEGAL ISSUES

This is NOT actual currency,

and is NOT legal tender.

It is Novelty Currency, Funny Money or Play Money.

Novelty money has No monetary value on the street.

It cannot be spent, or exchanged for goods or services

like government-issued money can.

They are commemorative collectible novelty items with no cash value.

They are intended for Fun and Collecting.

You can own them, confident in not violating any US law.

Just do NOT try to spend them!

Presenting them as payment is Not a joke.

We are NOT responsible for any illegal use of this product,

which may carry serious penalties.

As there has never been a Million Dollar Bill issued in the United States,

the US Federal Reserve has declared them legal to print or own.

They do not consider them to be counterfeit,

because no genuine million, billion, trillion, or zillion dollar bills exist,

nor have ever have existed.

Many of them even have official US Government approval,

and approved Library of Congress Copyrights.

All of our bills are considered a PARODY, a work created to mock,

comment on, or poke fun at an original work,

its subject, author, style, or some other target,

by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation,

and they meet all legal Fair Use, Parody and Fake Currency requirements.

We do NOT design, nor print ANY of these novelty bills ourselves.

We do NOT customize these bills, Nor make any custom bills,

but suggestions for new bills are welcomed,

and will be passed along to a supplier.

Our bills are all professionally printed, Not printed on a PC, Nor Photo Copies!

This High-Quality novelty money is Designed and Printed

using Professional offset printing presses

in large print runs of thousands of bills, by an Authorized Printing company,

and are Purchased from an Authorized Vendor,

so they cannot be modified or customized,

and there are no valid copyright issues!

Please note that all products are printed in large runs by professional printing

companies, and none of them are ever printed at home, never on a pc, nor copier.

However, the images shown on this listing are often stock photos

provided by the manufacturers, which were of the original artwork

when it was sent to the printing companies,

and that the actual finished products sold here,

after being printed by the printing companies,

may vary in color, tint and print quality

from the original manufacturer stock photos provided above.

The various professional print companies may also use

different thicknesses of paper stock for the final products,

resulting in some novelty notes being thinner or thicker than others,

which is not under this re-sellers control.

Thank you for your understanding.

FEEDBACK

We strive to get your order to you as fast as possible while keeping our prices low.

In the unlikely event that you do not receive your order

by the Estimated delivery date,

Or If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase,

please contact us BEFORE opening a case,

or Before leaving less than Positive feedback,

so we can resolve any issues you might have.

When you receive your order, If there were no problems,

Please Leave Positive Seller Feedback,

and then Positive Buyer Feedback will be left for you automatically,

moments AFTER Positive Seller Feedback has been received.

This method is necessary due to fraudulent accounts abusing the system.

WANT MORE QUANTITY?

If you would like to get a larger quantity of notes

than are currently listed on here, please ask!

The listed quantities are often much Less than my Actual On-Hand inventory,

due to eBay listing limitations, and offering such a wide variety.

But we can often increase a listings quantity by request, or relist an item for you.

If you have any questions about this or any of our other listings,

Please free free to contact us before bidding.

Thank you for shopping with So Quick Trading 😊

SPECIAL NOTE

According to a First Amendment Attorney, our bills are considered a PARODY since there is no such thing as a Million Dollar Bill in real life, not legal tender and anything we put on there falls under this category. Regarding the images, figures, concepts, or topics that are put on there, we are clearly stating that these identities are not endorsed or affiliated with the named organizations per the legal parody requirements.

Actual bills coloring, tint, brightness and/or contrast may vary from from listing images.

While this may occasionally have been due to the printing process, it is often due to variances of individual display settings on users devices, such as computer or phone screen brightness level.

PLEASE DO NOT CANCEL YOUR ORDER!

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, CANCELLING AN ORDER IS NOT FREE!

eBay charges sellers a Non-refundable Transaction Fee when each order is placed,

and regardless if a buyer cancels the order, the seller still gets charged.

Due to my low prices, these extra eBay cancellation fees

are often much more than the tiny profit which I would've made otherwise.

The discount offers above are made possible by

avoiding or eliminating extra eBay Transaction Fees

by using ADD TO CART to combine your various selections

into a single check-out transaction.

Placing separate orders and paying separately disqualifies them from the discounts,

since no fees have been saved, and multiple orders cannot be combined for discounts

after they have been paid for, even if an order was cancelled, since the transaction

Fees are still charged to the seller either way once order(s) have been placed.

If you cancel your order and re-order, then it is not considered a single transaction

and the seller will be charged even more than if you had simply placed separate transactions.

Buyers often cancel orders for unnecessary reasons such as an incorrect item selection

or other concerns which may be resolved by simply sending the seller a message

to ask if there is another solution instead of cancelling.

Please do not message seller to request cancellation due to extra fees involved.

If you feel that you must still cancel an order,

Use the Cancel Order button on your Purchase History page within 1 hour of ordering.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation in this matter.

ALERT:

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE USPS POSTAL SERVICE IS

CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING OCCASIONAL DELIVERY DELAYS.

DUE TO LIMITED TRANSPORTATION AVAILABILITY

AS A RESULT OF ONGOING NATIONWIDE PANDEMIC IMPACTS,

1st CLASS LETTER MAIL AND PACKAGE DELIVERY TIMES MAY BE EXTENDED.

ADDITIONALLY, THE NEW POSTMASTER GENERAL, LOUIS DEJOY,

HAS ALSO RECENTLY MADE SEVERAL COST-CUTTING CHANGES,

CAUSING FURTHER MAIL DELIVERY DELAYS.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED BY THESE USPS DELAYS

THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND PATIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING.