This is truly a must-have for any Shaquille enthusiast or otherwise
Shaqified collector of all sorts. One significant night, long
forgotten by most, is immortalized in this autographed Shaquille
O'Neal plaque... For one reason or another, Big Shaqathunda came
outta the locker room a few ounces heavier than usual. It was not due
to the intermission snack, as that is par for the course. Something
different... something mysterious ... something else yet to be
identified accompanied him to the court.
Look. Closer. Closer, still. In the cavernous pit regions.
Is it a note to an adoring fan, or loved one? A dollop of daisy,
perhaps? Maybe it's something even more logical, such as a nugget of
salt crystals from evaporated sweats. Certainly, it couldn't be that an
entire half-stick of deodorant broke off and never found its way
back to the light of day... Your guess is as good as mine. I
have spent over a decade pondering all possible answers to
this question, but I believe it is now my time to pass on
the torch to a younger researcher, for the good of humanity.
In buying this plaque, you are obligating yourself with a duty.
As far as I know, this is the only evidence of this strange occurrence.
He is airborne, so this definitely qualifies as a UFO sighting.
Fortunately, Shaq was gracious (or dim-witted) enough to
autograph this plaque, ensuring a modest, yet substantial, value
to the item, which I am sure has aided the survival of this artifact.
You CAN NOT allow this item to be damaged, lost or forgotten.
If a man in a dark coat tries to buy this from you, say no, move to
Nebraska, and open up a used ski rental shop in a remote
cabin. This is the ONLY way to be sure.
Please message us if you need any more info or photos.
Thanks for looking. :)