HAUNTED by Chuck Palahniuk [2005]

Hardback book with dust jacket, octavo size (approx. 215mm tall), First Edition, published by Doubleday, New York, June 2005. pp.404

Weight: 586g 

CONDITION DESCRIPTION: dust jacket VERY GOOD, book VERY GOOD -  d/j lightly rubbed, minor edge creases, small surface nick at front panel, unclipped ; book bound in white boards with light grey spine, spine stamped in silver, lightly rubbed, bumps to spine tips, light stain to front panel lower edge, minor marks to rear panel, hinges strong, binding firm, no inscriptions, very clean & bright pages

Haunted

Haunted is a novel made up of stories: twenty-three of the most horrifying, hilarious, mind-blowing, stomach-churning tales you'll ever encounter. They are told by the people who have all answered an ad headlined 'Artists Retreat: Abandon your life for three months'. They are led to believe that here they will leave behind all the distractions of 'real life' that are keeping them from creating the masterpiece that is in them. But 'here' turns out to be a cavernous and ornate old theatre where they are utterly isolated from the outside world - and where heat and power and, most importantly, food are in increasingly short supply. And the more desperate the circumstances become, the more desperate the stories they tell - and the more devious their machinations to make themselves the hero of the inevitable play/movie/non-fiction blockbuster that will certainly be made from their plight.

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MINT (M): Without faults or defects, unread, in the same immaculate condition in which it was published (Note: very few 'new' books qualify for this grade, as many times there will be rubs/scuffs to the dustjackets from shipping, or bumped lower spine ends/corners from shelving). 

FINE (F): Approaches the above, but not crisp. May have been carefully read and dustjacket may have been slightly rubbed or spine ends slightly bumped from shelving/shipping, but no real defects or faults. 

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