Old Spice Original High Endurance, Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant 3 oz
Old Spice High Endurance, Original Scent Men's Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant, 3 Oz
Old Spice Invisible Solid Men's Antiperspirant and Deodorant reduces armpit sweat, goes on invisible, and stays feeling dry
So easy to use you might accidentally put it on and only later realize your man-nificence
High Endurance collection boosts your man-smell and prepares you for success
The citrus and clove scents of Original are often imitated but never duplicated
This is an Old Spice Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant you will find in the medicine cabinets of haunted houses. That’s because it’s spooky how good it works. It goes on clear, and lasts all day. Don’t be frightened by its manly, yet invisible power. Odor protection lasts all day, even into your graveyard shift at the plant. Old Spice High Endurace Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant.
What are the pros of procuring this product?
It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
It smells like cobra fangs
It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion
It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
It makes larger mammals fear you
It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent
What are the cons of procuring this product?
It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
It smells too manly
Its manly scent causes people to assume you’re an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries