PSST....I put this on EVERY ad even if it doesn't really make sense for some ads to do so.

While I try to strive for perfection at the Purple Cock WareShop, much to my chagrin, sometimes it is just unavoidable that items come along that I have no way to have vetted.  

For this reason, I have the following disclaimer: Sold untested and as is since I have no way to test this item.