PSST....I put this on EVERY ad even if it doesn't really make sense for some ads to do so.   I have to because scammers are prolific and this stops them from the hassle they can make for honest sellers.

While I try to strive for perfection at the Purple Cock WareShop, much to my chagrin, sometimes it is just unavoidable that items come along that I have no way to have vetted or tested or something bad or broken slips by that is unintentional.  

For this reason, I have the following disclaimer: Sold UNTESTED and AS IS since I have no way to properly real-world test everything I list or properly and professionally repair or offer a warranty for any item.

If there is an issue unexpected or otherwise that creates a bad buyer experience, please let me know, politely, timely and with respect , as that is exactly how I will treat you.  Once aware I can consult Ebay or other resources and find a solution we can move forward with.  Thanks for shopping and enjoy your item.