Designed in California and lovingly fabricated in Taiwan.

Red, like a Ferrari and Santa's hat.

Feast your peepers on this beauty.

55cm centre of seat tube to centre of head tube

54cm centre of BB to centre of top tube

It's got the full Ultegra 18 speed groupset, including brakes and hubs.

It's got the red Mavic CXP 33 rims.

It's got the Cinelli bars and stem.

It's got the Kinesis carbon forks (little bit of lacquer peel, but no structural detriment).

Get a load of those Vittoria Pro Team tan walls in 23c.

Equally at home on the club run or commute, or even bar hopping round Hackney Wick. You could even do your paper round on it. Strava KOMs all over the place.

I'm sat braced for a load of stupid questions, but I'm getting used to it. eBay is like the airport. Leave your brain at home. Breathe through your mouth and pay £8 for a pint.