Humorous Plastic Sign

Approximately 12" x  9"

APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

ALONG WITH ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS,
A COMPLETE FINANCIAL STATEMENT,
WORK HISTORY & MEDICAL REPORTS IS REQUIRED
IN UNDER 20 WORDS, WHAT DO THESE WORDS MEAN TO YOU?
"RESPECT"
"ABSTINENCE"
"CURFEW"
THE ONE QUESTION THAT I DON'T ASK IS?
WHAT'S THE 1ST THING YOU NOTICE WHEN YOU FIRST MEET A GIRL?
(IF IT STARTS WITH A T OR A, LEAVE NOW! KEEPING LOW AND
RUNNING IN A SERPENTINE FASHION IS ADVISED.)
IF I AM SATISFIED WITH YOUR ANSWERS, I WILL GET BACK TO
YOU IN 4 TO 6 YEARS.

Item No. 32654

Made in Taiwan