Having an appendix is way overrated anyway. Just saying.

Our greeting cards are perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcastic, cheeky humour!

The Squidge Face Cards range is designed and printed in east Suffolk, and is a small but mighty family business.

 All of our cards are white 240gsm card – they are a matt finish, not gloss – and are A5 folded to A6 size (just under 4 inches by 6 inches). Cards are printed to order, in full colour where appropriate, and include a plain white 100gsm envelope. Standard cards are blank inside for your own message. 

Printing to order means that, unlike a lot of other card sellers, our full range can be completely customised! If you wish we can also print your message inside before sending directly to the recipient! 

Our cards are carefully packed in either cello or paper bags before posting in protective board backed envelopes. 

  Orders are posted 1-3 working days after ordering. Domestic items are sent Second Class and should arrive 3-5 days after posting. International orders are sent using airmail – items can take up to 28 days to reach you.

 Please ensure when ordering that the delivery address is correct, including postcodes.