Look, okay. We can't all be shining knights in armor. We can't all be goody two-shoes with our entire lives together wrapped neatly. What if I told you right now, I was kinda hammered. That's right. It's 12PM. So what? Are you judging me, bozo? Just because I see two of you and can't really figure out which one I should be wagging my finger at doesn't mean you're better than me. Yeah, I just ate breakfast and heck yeah I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. So what? I'm just a little tipsy. So you and your high horse can leave, I am day drunk good sir.

Key Features :

• Chest Width/Front Length: Small 18"x 28" | Medium 20"x 29" | Large 22"x 30" | X Large 24"x 31" | 2X Large 26"x 32" | 3X Large - 28"x 33" | 4X Large 30"x 34" | 5X Large 32"x 35"
• Classic cut for looser fit | This is a unisex garment
• Machine Wash Cold | Tumble Dry Low | Do Not Iron
• Our printed designs make unique gifts for every holiday and occasion
• Please refer to images for more details

Payments are required at the time of purchase and are processed via the eBay/Paypal system.

We do our best to ship all orders within 1 business day of payment clearing. Expedited shipping and 2 day air shipping are available. If an item is refused or returned to us with an incorrect/insufficient address we reserve the right to deduct the return shipping charges from a refund on the order.

In case of a problem with our product, please contact us and we will get back to you as soon as possible, usually that day, no more than 1 business day.

We will accept all returns within 30 days of your item being delivered as long as the item(s) are in their original condition and have not been used or if they have a manufacturers defect. We will gladly issue an exchange for your item(s) if you ordered the incorrect size, color, or graphic within 30 days of item delivery provided the item(s) are in their original condition and have not been used. Merchandise that has been worn, used, or altered will not be accepted for return or exchange. We reserve the right to withhold shipping costs from refunded purchases.

Return shipping fees are to be paid by the buyer, unless the return/exchange is a result of an item/order defect or incorrect listing information. Refunds will only be issued after receipt of the item in its original condition or with a manufacturer defect.

We also do NOT issue partial refunds for items if an issue arises. The item must be returned and a refund will be issued upon its arrival. Please note fraudulent claims/buyers will be reported to eBay and the selling community.