Semi Certified Dumbass Device

(About as dumb as a phone as you can get that will work on today's networks)

Flip Phone Telephone

Text Messaging

Camera

Monthly or yearly Plan sold by Tracfone

$15 per month (month to month), 

$125 for the whole year (that's really cheap, $10.42 per month), 

Carry over the time that you don't use.