Ever get annoyed at those smug fitness buffs with the 26.2 stickers on their car bragging about how they've been able to self- torture by running 26.2 miles? Or, did they just buy a sticker to pretend they actually did it?

Well, now you can celebrate your own achievement while binge watching Netflix by displaying this classy sticker on the bumper or window of the other device where you spend a lot of time sitting.

This sticker, in glorious black and white vinyl, measures a little over 5" x 3". At a distance, or traveling at high speed, will give the impression that you've joined the elite group of athletes to actually complete such a task. Only on closer inspection, will your real achievement be revealed.

When I first met my wife, she had commented that she had regularly run a 10k race in Pittsburgh called "The Great Race" to which I commented "Wow, it's always been my ambition to get up early enough to see the race!"

Be the first on your block to buy this sticker and have the bragging rights that we're all entitled to.

This will be discretely mailed in a first class envelope to insure your privacy. Don't expect a tracking number.