What The Duck Cards….’Alternative’ greetings cards with a hint of brutal humour.

What makes us unique?

• Creative graphics, designed by professionals

• Made in the UK from high quality materials using commercial quality printers

• First class service from our dedicated team

• A guaranteed smile from the recipient*

*We cannot guarantee smiles from recipients with a diagnosed humour bypass

Our cards are made from white, matte linen card of an outstanding artisan quality, 21cm x 15cm (A4 Folded) in dimension. They are printed in full colour and include a printed brown craft envelope. The cards are supplied blank inside for your own message.  

Options; Should you opt for a card + confetti bomb you will receive the card as described above PLUS a sachet of either pink heart or multi-coloured rainbow confetti (enough to surprise and annoy the recipient on opening with a shower of confetti). All of our cards, envelopes and confetti are made from recycled materials.

Personalisations; We do not offer this service unless stated in our images/visuals. In this case please leave a message in the note seller section, we will do the rest. Personalisations can on occasion delay delivery times by up to 24 hours.

Posted first class via Royal Mail you can expect to wait 1-2 working days for delivery (UK Mainland), International delivery times on request. Please be aware; we make every effort to process and dispatch your order as quickly as possible however, we are at the mercy of our chosen courier. Royal Mail.

As a result of our efficient processing times, please ensure the shipping address on your payment account is correct. We are unable to change details once we have received payment, this includes your selection of greetings card.