Pilfered Patter 1.5
by Ken Allen

Don Lawton, Bill Larsen Jr., John Braun and other professional entertainers and comedy writers raved about the material in Pilfered Patter No. 1. But we didn't stop there!

Introducing PILFERED PATTER 1.5, the new and improved book of comic monologues, one- and two-liners, gags, jokes and funny stories to intersperse during or between effects in your routine.

Nothing is off limits—not even sex—which is why this book carries a warning that it may not be appropriate for those under 17 years of age. (There's a chapter that contains "blue" material for adults only.)

And, while we did leave in a few pieces of somewhat dated material, this edition adds a bonus of twenty new funny stories and bits to give you even more for your hard-earned money.

Topics include politics, married life, random observations, magic, gambling, religion, heckler stoppers and more. Is it funny? Heck, no, it's hilarious! But don't take our word for it. Read these testimonials from those in the know:

"All the material is top rate. The more I read of this type of humor, the more I realize that most people are not just born funny, they acquire it ... from booklets of this type. I'm still chuckling over some of the things I've just finished reading in PILFERED PATTER, and I'm sure you'll find the material just as funny as I do. You'll get more than your money's worth in this one and pick up some really good, really funny material."   (John J. Crimmins, Jr.)

"A wonderful bargain."  (Bill Larsen, Jr. in GENII magazine)

"If your show is 100% politically correct, then please don't buy this book. If, however, you want a 'zinger' or two to liven up a night club or casino gig, or to good-naturedly take back control when a heckler interrupts, then this is a must-have collection."  (T. A. Whitney)

"If you're an emcee or if you do magical monologues, you'll find much useful material here." (John Braun)
 
37 pages. Soft covers, saddle-stitched.

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