BATHTUB FLOATING POO PLUG



Description

A simple way to reserve your bath!

Slip away from the bath without the fear of someone else jumping in to use your freshly run hot water with the ultimate bath time deterrent! Or perhaps the ultimate joke! Earn brownie points by offering to run a bath. Make sure you add plenty of bubbles When your victim jumps in the bath and the bubbles begin to move, they will be greeted by a giant floating poo!

Simply fit the attached bath plug over the plug hole and the authentic looking turd will float to the surface, tethered in place by its 18cm bath chain.

Features:

  • Reserve bath time with a turd!
  • The ultimate bath deterrent
  • Fun bath time joke
  • Simply fits into a standard plug hole
  • Tethered by an 18cm bath chain
  • Fun stocking filler or secret Santa gift
Delivery
Your order will generally be dispatched on the same day as purchase after cleared payment (orders before 2pm) although please allow 1-2 days dispatch for our busier periods.

Orders are dispatched Money to Friday excluding UK bank holidays. Saturday orders before 11am will generally be dispatched on the same day or on the following Monday during busier periods. 

Unless stated all items are dispatched with no delivery charge. This is a general rule for most smaller items and you will find that only bulkier, heavier items may incur a delivery charge.
Please Note: all orders will be sent to the address given at the time of order, if an order is placed and a message is sent with/after the order with instructions to be sent to alternative address, we shall try our best to amend this for you but during busy periods this may not always be possible.

In the unfortunate event that your order does not arrive, we provide a straightforward lost parcel claim system that allows you to request a full refund and enables us to claim back for the loss. We are regulated by Royal Mail's terms & conditions and they require a waiting time of 15 WORKING DAYS for the UK, 28 WORKING DAYS for the EU or 40 WORKING DAYS for the rest of the world before you can make a lost parcel claim. Please note Sunday is not a working day. If you change your mind, you may return any unopened sealed item at your own expense within 14 days from the date you received the item.

Any images are used for illustrative purposes only, actual products and/or packaging may differ.
Returns
We offer a 30 day cooling off period on all purchases. Unwanted, non faulty items* as described should be returned within 30 days of receipt with prior approval.

*All packaging and contents must be exactly as received (unopened)

Any items not suitable for re-Sale as new will be subject to a 20% reduction in the value of the refund given

When your item is returned we advise you to obtain a proof of postage and please remember to contact us before returning unwanted items.

Faulty goods: If the item appears faulty within 30 days of receipt you will need to return it to us so that we can a send a replacement. After this period you will be advised to contact the manufacturer for advise on returns.

On receipt of faulty goods in their original packaging we are happy to offer a full refund of the purchase price (postage not included) if a replacement is not required. This excludes any items subject to misuse by the buyer.
Payment
We accept payment via Debit & Credit Card and PayPal. All transactions are 100% secure.



PayPal is the preferred method of payment as this results in a faster dispatch. PayPal accounts are free to set up and even if you do not have a PayPal account one time payments can still be made without having to create an account.

Payment must be made immediately. Unpaid items will be forfeited after seven days an a non-payment dispute will be filled with eBay to recover any eBay fees incurred.

If for any reason you can not make a payment via PayPal please contact us and payment  can be made over the telephone with a debit or credit card.
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